Not killing kili

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

These kids are savage

Student life 

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

THE OPTIMISM SKULL WANTS U TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

Optimism skull is there to remind you to Have a Good Day

They care about you a lot!

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl

Literally my favorite vine

The only thing funnier than this Vine is trying to think about how hard it would be to explain this six seconds of footage to someone from 1895