sanest mcr fan

its a death spells and ft willz type of night pray for me

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.

That's it. No more depending on other countries. The USA must become the Banana Republic (voice speaks fast in my earpiece) I have just now learned terrible things about Guatemala

cleaning up my dog toys (my room) all by myself (im an adult) hope I get a treat (iced coffee ill be buying myself)

the true danger days fan experience is seeing fanart of a red-haired killjoy and having to take a moment to determine if its party poison, mike milligram, or val velocity

queer rep be like “kyaaah!! i like a boy but... im a boy >///<?!” meanwhile queerbait be like: "MCR - projekt revolution ( the Frerard fight )"