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ohmygod

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

Absolutely cursed thank you

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

A cat

a cat.

that is hilarious!

@why-animals-do-the-thing is this owl actually happy?

@jadelotusflower 8>

As someone with years of experience with screech owls in particular, yes this is happy behavior. An upset/threatened owl would NEVER act so relaxed like that. And yes it is probably because that person has a very strong connection with the bird

lost in the sauce

i hate videogames. thank god sonic the hedgehog is just pro-environmental propaganda

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map