Beat It, Kid

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

Please Money Susie, I need yer cash

it’s okay to be hurt. what happened to you wasn’t fair and you’re allowed to be upset about it

the people who have a superiority complex bc they dont watch game of thrones were always right

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

that dog is deadass me

the Maestro

^someone find me this man and get me his #

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

Gold bond

The time is nearly upon us

Splurge for some coconunt oil (Aldi has some for $4) and at the end of the day, use it liberally as lotion for your inner thighs. Heals chafing if you have it, and keeps your skin moist. (Works for all chafing: thighs, under arms, lips, babies.)

These singlehandedly saved my life years ago

Tripping and falling in front of white folks ain’t the same as tripping and falling in front of black folks

Trip and fall in front of niggas and they’ll act like they’re watching a dunk contest

White ppl: are you okay? Black ppl: damnnnn you hit that concrete hard as fuck my nigga. You got baby ankles or some shit? Rubberband legs head-ass 😂gahdamn weeble wobble head ass 😂You prolly gave the concrete a concussion 😂