Asprin

and if this doesnt make sense you can just leave me on the side of the road that works too

nono come in my car. get in . we are going to cannibalism town

yummayyyy!!!!! i find it funny that the implication is that he is extremely squeamish and afraid of his own blood, but he can eat a dude just fine. yummy. its chill. its an imaginary corpse. who gaf.

Idk man I like mushrooms. And mold. I'm like. So Normal about mold. Totally. It's such like. Ugh. Mold. Little moldy boy <3

Mold isn't a word anymore

hes molding. the. mold. molder. guy who molds.

roman and remus speech bubbles. what kind of older brothers would they be if they didnt torment the youngest.

And Virgil who is also high is dazed absolutely hearing nothing but is so full of dopamine he doesn't even think about what he's about to say and blurts out. "I love you."

And Logan stops mid sentence it's taking him a minute to register what he just heard replies." It's really rude to cut someone off mid sentence Virgil, but I love you too."

"that's cool, sorry for cutting you off that wasn't cool."

(Remus dragged Virgil there, Roman dragged Logan there, Remus and Roman were absolutely teaming up)

Virgil ends up in the upstairs room that's currently being hotboxed because that's usually where he goes anyway. They run into eachother in the hallway cause Logan was headed to the bathroom (next door) and Virgil was stepping out for some fresh air.

Then they make out in the bathroom and start dating or something idk

Part 2

all of them are just incorrect quotes/textposts that i found funny🥹🥹

this last one i switched around because i thought logan and remus fit better!!!!!!!!

right, right.

Virgil constantly doubting whether or not this is actually Logan or if it's Janus disguised as Logan because sometimes he really can't tell the difference. and Logan who gets annoyed with Virgil's constant "tests" that Virgil thinks Logan doesn't notice but he actually does notice.

and then Logan, who stresses himself out constantly, worrying about deadlines and whether or not they're on track, with Virgil feeding into a stress feed-back loop until Logan burns himself out working to get back on schedule when they weren't even that far behind.

Logan and Virgil teaming up to get Thomas to clean the house (for two very different reasons) and accidently stressing both of themselves, and Thomas out in the proccess until the house looks worse than it did before...

Specifically Logan and Patton. I like the idea of Logan resenting Patton whenever he feels emotions, because Patton seems to be in charge of most of them. He hates Patton, actually, and he hates him even more because he knows Patton is likely in charge of such a feeling---the feeling of hate. He hates that Patton is the only reason he can truly hate him.