Eeey welcome to my hell

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

When a mysterious storm brings the two worlds of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom together, many citizens suddenly vanish including Link and Mario. The brave Princess Zelda sets out to find Link and the rest of her people before eventually crossing paths with Princess Peach who is also on her own quest. After the two rescue and reunite with Link and Mario, the quartet discover that their adventure is far from over as their adversaries have also joined forces to rule the two kingdoms. 

A lot of the bots want to vote out Optimus 😔This is the second time I’ve joked about Blurr’s death, and I have no shame

and more importantly this

and

and

hmmm and perhaps

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”