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it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

are you going to Scarborough fair

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

previously unseen genders in human history

Scour, scar, scald, scorch...

Language is fricking cool.

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.