i wanna be a boy cow, baby

Saw a pic on instagram I had to draw😌

brain goes brrr for body contrast 🫠🔥🥵

Let me dispel this silly idea that you're getting "too big".

You can never be too big.

Sure, you can get too big for your favorite shirt. You can get too big for your once-loosest sweatpants. You can ware holes in your jeans and rip the seams of all your underwear. Nothing you own can fit anymore.

But there's always a bigger size, so you're not too big.

You can get too big to fit between armrests. You might spill over the seats of certain chairs. You may crack the frame of your couch and hear worrying creaks coming from your bed frame.

But there's always something lower, sturdier and wider that you can splay across, so you're not too big.

You can get too big for you car. You might push the seat back as far as it can go and find your belly is still pressing on the wheel. You may struggle to push your overflowing sides out of the way enough to buckle your seatbelt. The suspension might strain to one side as you plop into your seat.

But there's always the whole backseat for you to grow into when I'm driving, so you're not too big.

You can get too big to climb a whole flight of stairs. You might have to take a break after every few. You can get out of breath walking from your car to the store. Your balance might not be what it used to be. You might realize you're panting and breathless from how full you are after a big meal. You can feel your sides brushing the doorframes as you make your way wobbling from room to room at home.

But there's always the option of staying nice and comfy and relaxed on your bed, so you're not too big.

You can get too big to reach down and tie your shoes. You might need the occasional hand getting up after you've eaten. You've can have a few folds and rolls that you aren't able to scrub down without some help. You might need to ask to be rolled onto your side when you're too heavy and full to maneuver yourself.

But I'm always here to help you, aren't I?

So go ahead. Grow until nothing fits you. And you don't fit into anything. Move less. Depend on me more.

140->270->405

Here it is again side by side