aspen/aphrie !!

listened to a song i already liked a lot and it suits The Character disgustingly well 200 people healed 500 saved

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

genderfuck girlboy realness is great until a black person wants to wear braids and waist beads, he she vibes r so awesome until a black person ask u not to treat them as the aggressive bodyguard Man of the group just for having short 4C hair, we love fagdykes until that fagdyke is black and notices u only seem to treat them as the masculine dominant Top in relationships and doesnt like it bc of u only doing it due to race

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

i keep seeing tiktoks being like “what it’s like to be the only lesbian who isn’t poly” “it feels like im the only monogamous queer person left” “i don’t want to be poly guyssss’ like its crazy how little i care. please stop inventing a universe where every queer person is forced to live under big polycule and monogamous people must live in secret. no one cares that one person you wanted to date didn’t want to be monogamous. you will survive

tumblr will be like [new posts!] and ill refresh and itll be the exact same 5 posts ive seen on my dash every time ive refreshed for the past 24 hours

i try not to let myself get ragebaited by AI but i hate AI fake animal photography. the beautiful animals of the world are there for us to see and you show me air brushed sparkly big eye cyber slop instead? i hate you

people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language

I just want to state for the record that this is completely uncontroversial among linguists. It’s the first day of sociolinguistics class.

what happens if you promise a witch your first born but you remain bitchless your whole life

normally id default to "the curse passes down the generation" but,

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

This. All of this.

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

Thing wins the case

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

Thing is dressed as elle woods

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?