ILLUMINATED

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I don’t really remember if Illidan decided to call his demon hunter army that or if they named themselves the Illidari (lit. Children of illidan) on their own but either way it has funny implications, like skipping over the classic Dad activities of sacrificing your children for The Cause and making all hundreds of them mutilate themselves, around 50% or more aren’t even the same species as him. did he just look at malf and tyrande with their daughter shandris and think: “FINALLY something new to one up my bastard brother with! check this shit out” *adopts 500 feral elves to serve in his army*

still never not gonna haunt me that it’s canon that illidan would get down on all fours and lick demon fluids off the ground on all fours if nobody was watching him. idk how he even gets on all fours he has stupid legs and this has ruined many of my attempts at written pornography about him because how is a guysupposed to crawl around whimpering and groveling and licking the ground if he has goat legs and he is also bright purple. Bright purple and lime green like neopet poison. Stupid. Anyways it haunts me that he canonically wants to do this he wants to soooooo badly. Yuckyyyyyy