Crispy's Live Action Tour

Will Ferrell as Lonnie "The Hawk" Hawkins being seductive as hell and showing off his thong in the first episode of The Hawk. Seeing Ferrell wearing that thong just turns me on so much! And those moves! Will Ferrell's got those hot daddy vibes more than ever! The fact that Sisqó's "Thong Song" plays during this scene is just the icing on the cake!

Mike Pniewski as Tommy Donegan in the pilot episode of Franklin & Bash.

"Smell it, Salieri. It smells almost as horrible as your music sounds, doesn't it?" Or "I can create foul emissions from my butt that surpass your music, Salieri!"

In the final episode of Wrecked, Declan tries to have a dramatic moment, only for his men to ruin it with their need to take a crap.

Knox makes a very powerful and hot first impression in Road House (2024) thanks to Conor McGregor!

The mighty Conor McGregor as Knox in Road House (2024)! His first scene is just one of the reasons he's one of my favorite characters in the movie!

Malcolm McDowell as Harry Flashman in Royal Flash. Personally, I think he was a very enjoyable Harry Flashman in the movie,

The Franklin & Bash episode "Kershaw v Lincecum" features this superb sexy Stanton Infeld scene! Enjoy!

Stanton Infeld (played by Malcolm Mcdowell) in all his shirtless glory from the Franklin & Bash episode, "Kershaw v. Lincecum."

Franklin & Bash episode: "Waiting on a Friend"

Malcolm McDowell as Stanton Infeld in bed in the Franklin & Bash episode, "Waiting on a Friend."

Do I wish one of the first things I saw one morning was Pop Critch's fine-lookin' arse?! You bet your arse I do!