hehe wiener

the veil is so thin in the Bean. like they can share and hijack each other's memories? they're both remembering things from each other's points of view? they're so sleep deprived jay is practically narcoleptic by the end? they immediately start stripping down out of their clothes while sending the cameras away saying, "that was the best day of my entire life"? for some reason Matt meets a time traveler? Jay has his bare legs and cleavage out for a pretty substantial block of the episode? they share christmas morning together and somehow manage to capture the exact essence of what it feels like to spend the holidays with a person you actually love? matt's in his matching flannel pajama set? with fluffy hair? their home sparkles and shines like a miniature in a snow globe? like you can literally feel the warmth radiating off of them at frequencies that quite frankly shouldn't exist outside of gooey romance novels! it's insane. they make me insane.