“He only smashes guitars on stage when he’s getting off on it,” Damon replies. “When Graham’s not having a good time he just gets very very tightarsed about things and doesn’t smile at all and mopes about.” “Morose,” Graham volunteers morosely. “Very morose,” says Damon. “Very indulgent,” says Graham. “So I do little funny dances to try and cheer him up.” Does it work? “No, he gets more and more morose and I get more and more downhearted and then Alex starts to really annoy me and I start shouting at him and then he stops playing in the middle of songs which makes me want to punch him out but I never do ‘cause he’s the most passive man on the planet.””

“What’s your proudest moment? Damon: Seeing my daughter swim for the first time. Musically? Still hoping. I was very proud when the wind started during our set [The Good, The Bad & The Queen] at Coachella.”

she’s so pretty I’m actually going insane.