Immaculate Connection

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

i think all the time about how if i met my ancestors from 500 years ago they would think i am spoiled literally to the point of insanity like a mad king

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...