What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Last night was like a ps2 pre rendered cutscene

the horny einstein: i just had a stroke of penious

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

“fits like a glove” as if a glove has ever fucking actually fit

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons