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Item: Inappropriate Douglas

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

Every homeless person you see on the streets has been put there by force or the threat of force by the police to protect the profits of landowners and landlords and less directly to act as an example and threat for workers who might otherwise be less willing to accept unjust wages and working conditions.

i have a suggestion

I was offered sex today by a very attractive 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on all my social media accounts. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super powerful bathroom cleaner available in a fresh pine or lemon scent.

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them

the only thing that needs to be done with undocumented folks is...document them...problem solved

Just like the only thing that needs to be done with unhoused people is…house them…problem solved

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

aren't we due to sacrifice some more rich people to the ocean

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

i wish i could punch bring me to the horizon in the face