valentinianthemongoose

There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

performingfarts

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wake up australia 

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

art hoe is a sub-genre of fake deep

hey so if ur bored or have identity issues or both theres a site where u can take a quiz that doesnt take too long and it goes thru 4,500 characters and matches u up to the ones most like u

i got squidward

I’m crying

i got two michael ceras

Sorted by anime and got a 73.6% with Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

i hate this gifset with a burning passion

does the shoreline just end behind them