Let's Bounce!!

// OTHER ZAC BAE! HAI c:

''....You just look how you always seem. Hmph.''

"I'm rubber you're goo. All Zaun's problems bounce off me and go straight to you." (("Really..? That's what you made me go with? I think this makes me look more bad than it does him..."))

Deast ZA-. I mean You lime flavored jello! Eat your hea- Ohh. I can't be mean to such a sweet little boy. Forgive me! :C

You have a jiggly butt. Made of lime jello. Not a taunt, just an observation.

"You are nothing but a bouncing blob of J-ello and I'm hungry!" *brandishes a pair of spoons*

"Yer might not bodily have a heart. but yer sure have one to your friends and family! Yer a awesome friend!" (Braumtried)

HEY ZAC, You're so fat that when you sit around the rift. You sit AROUNDDDD the rift

"Who gave Nickelodeon super science powers?"

"Uh...you look like, a big booger?" Emerald Proceeds to push Alchemy over and yell out "YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SINGED PUKED OUT AFTER HE DRINKS HIS INSANITY POTION!"

"Oh look, it's the fat green blob ready to stomp into action again and do no one a favour..." - Kumo-the-yordle

Your so weak you couldn't pick up a grain of sand

What are your thoughts on the River King?