Always A Slut For Space

person topping me: ok turn around me: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round person topping me: …♫ turn around ♫

 every seal looks like the word “snorp”

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure