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@askthezoracaptain
Introduction, Info, and Rules
Greetings! I am Bazz, the captain of the Zora guard! I was informed by several of my fellow Zora that you all had questions, and I am here to answer them.
(EDIT):
P.S. I heard that there are other residents of Hyrule on this platform. You can find them: here!
(Important Info and Rules after the break)
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Are you ticklish?
Ticklish? I suppose I am, but not extremely. It has been a while since I have been tickled, so I'm unsure as to where I am ticklish.
Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!
@zora-soldier
...Excuse me, what?
(idk why I was mentioned but )
Lynels.
They are at the east and west bridge! we need to defeat them
Oh Goddesses. That- I will start alerting those available to defend.
Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!
@zora-soldier
...Excuse me, what?
Oh, greetings- Is that a bomb?
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Heeeeeeeeey question. What are the consequences of catching one of your soldiers dozing off at their post? Not that there isn't anyone doing that right now.
*you hear the sound of something heavy scraping on the stone ground and then silence. Soon after you hear the sound of rope tightening somewhere and the sound of a loud splash in the distsace, the sound a faint scream along with something metal hitting the ground*
(Basically someone pushing a rock with rope tied around it causing a bucket of ice water to tip over and dowsing a sleepy Zora awake lol have fun)
Consequences for dozing off? They're suspended from watch and patrols for a week. Why?-
Oh for the love of the Goddesses- What was that?-
Zora Zhursday!
Happy Zora Zhursday!
Do you train every day with your fellow soldiers? Which Zora has gotten closest to beating you in a spar?
I do not train every day with my fellow soldiers, but we do hold trainings fairly often. We have a training schedule, in which Gaddison, Rivan, and myself swap out leading Trainings. His Majesty will also occasionally lead a training session. I believe that Her Majesty has also led a session or two, but I was on patrol during those.
The only Zora who have gotten close to beating me in a spar are Gaddison and Rivan. His Majesty and I often end our spars in a tie. I believe the only Zora who has actually beaten me in a spar was...Her Highness, Princess Mipha.
Sooooo these asks for you and King Sidon ( @sidonasks )
When the Domain has to deal with a heat wave or cold front, is there a plan in place? Do you have a way to detect a weather forecast or is it how it might feel day to day?
This ask I feel no one really thinks about asking. Natural disasters. Do you ever get hurricanes? I know the domain is fairly high up in the mountainside but if the domain had to evacuate for any reason, where would you go?
Last question. Do the Zora ever go to Lurelin for trade? How often do you visit each other? I think that's the closest Hylian village to you right? Besides the stables.
We do have a plan for if there's a sudden heat wave or cold front, but the weather typically stays the same unless there is an unnatural force at play. As far as I'm aware...We don't have any way to detect that, but His Highness might have more information on that than me.
We don't ever really see hurricanes. I think we have in the past, but that was long before I was around. If we had to evacuate, the Zora would be split between the three nearby Stables; Foothill, Wetland, and Woodland.
We do, but not often. Surprisingly, Hateno is closer than Lurelin. I believe the trade schedules are set so we visit Lurelin once every other month, but my information may be slightly off.
Hi Bazz. Do you have a favorite Dum Dum flavor? π
Hello, it's been a while!
Those are those sucker things, yes? I don't think that I particularly have a favorite, but the Hydromelon ones are rather nice.
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Baaaazzz whatcha doin?
Currently, I'm working on paperwork.
Hey, do you know what that pulsating blue orb hovering over the palace is all about? It appeared out of nowhere a few days ago and is freaking some people (myself included) out.
Iβ¦Donβt? Hm. Iβll send people to check it out.
yoyoyo what it is peeps? It's me, water blight and Today ima take over zoras domain cuz that asshole link stopped me :( ima kill the first guy I see oh wow look at this nerd lol I guess hes first
β¦What in the name of the Golden Goddesses is that.
Do you think Sidon would look good wearing lipstick? Actually, do Zora ever wear makeup?
I believe that His Majesty would look good, not matter what he does. We Zora do occasionally wear makeup, but it is rare. It's...difficult to wear makeup on scales.
you think scales are hard? Try feathers. They're 10 times worse
Skill issue.
Do you think Sidon would look good wearing lipstick? Actually, do Zora ever wear makeup?
I believe that His Majesty would look good, not matter what he does. We Zora do occasionally wear makeup, but it is rare. It's...difficult to wear makeup on scales.
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Sorry bazz Sidon said noπ
(@askthezorachampion)
That's perfectly fine, I am fine with my current position. I do believe the only higher positions besides a Royal one, are the King's Advisor, or an Elder. I doubt I would be a good Advisor, and I am too young to be an Elder.
Thank you for considering, however, Your Highness.
Hello Bazz, I've been dead so this is over due but...I think you deserve a promotion! While I'm not sure if it's in the zora legal system for me to directly promote you, if it isnt, I can at least propose the idea to Sidon, although you can decline...
(@askthezoracaptain)
A promotion? What would I be promoted to? I had assumed, based on the past hundreds of years, that this was the highest position, aside from a Royal one, that is.
Also I do believe that you tagged the wrong blog.
