Ask Tulin, sage of wind

Oh thank goodness, and here I was worried for a moment.

So all I need to do is to look at only things close up to train my eyes out of their deteriorated state? I shall simply read a hundred books over the next few days and correct the issue so that I can gain both perfect far and close sight.

Heh, I admit I am releived not to need these ridiculous things. I shall simply continue training the sharpness of both my near and far sight.

Oh for the love of Hylia - I am NOT blind!

I can read just fine, you fools. Books are supposed to be printed blurry - the squinting trains your muscles!

If this is what it takes to prove to you once and for all that-

..................Not a word.

Not a WORD of this makes it back to the knight - got it?!

How would you respond if I were to need glasses?

My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.

Skill issue.

Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.

I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.

Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.

Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.

Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?

How would you respond if I were to need glasses?

My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.

Skill issue.

Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.

I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.

Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.

Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.

Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?

of course! i don’t mind.

First question: would you smooch a hylian hero?

A: YES

B: Yes!

C: Indubitably so.

D: None of your business but yes now please stop asking about the nondescript hero of hyrule

You have 30 seconds to answer and if you don't something horrible will happen trust me I have ganon on speed dial I'll call him up to start early.

WH-

WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOST?!

UH- A NO D, I MEAN D. I MEAN-

RITO DO NOT EVEN HAVE LIPS. ALSO YOU ARE BLUFFING, GANON DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A PURAH PAD TO RECEIVE A CALL.

"Don't tell Revali about energy drinks."

IwillneverneedtosleepagainIcangetsomuchmoretrainingdonenow!!!!!!!

AlsiIthinkIcanseetheGoddessHyliabehindmyeyeballs.I'msureit'sfine.Whowantstoseemedoabackflipoffdeathmountain?

First question: would you smooch a hylian hero?

A: YES

B: Yes!

C: Indubitably so.

D: None of your business but yes now please stop asking about the nondescript hero of hyrule

You have 30 seconds to answer and if you don't something horrible will happen trust me I have ganon on speed dial I'll call him up to start early.

WH-

WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOST?!

UH- A NO D, I MEAN D. I MEAN-

RITO DO NOT EVEN HAVE LIPS. ALSO YOU ARE BLUFFING, GANON DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A PURAH PAD TO RECEIVE A CALL.