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hey guys

my ask box is open

Rules:

only canon ships no fanon

no death threats

no godmodding

no lgbtq

no nsfw

(This blog can take place in AoC botw totk )

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yunobo-sageoffire

*glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*

i feerl... ifeel greats, goro

zora-soldier

ybeeaaahhhh

I fbeel gwreat twoob

*hic

I don’t k owb bwhay i am even alive… ibe shouldbe beawb deab

I gowr stawbbbeded parylised and bone broken before coming two whyruls i gwrewb uwpw on eventoibe aisland i taught myself skibll

wh…. Why ..am I …a-alive… i should be dead… 😔

yunobo-sageoffire

NOBLE PURSUITS ON ME!!!

WOOOOOOOO! NOBLE PURSUITS FOR EVERYONE, GORO!!!!!!!!!!!!

zora-soldier

YEEEEAAAHHHH

just don’t tell mipha. soldiers aren’t supposed to be drinking on post even though I’m not on post. I might be said to have been on post but I’m not on post ‘til tomorrow.

I might get fired for this…

askthezoracaptain

Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!

@zora-soldier

...Excuse me, what?

whiteraven-cosmere

A flux, you say @zora-soldier? Never heard that unit of measurement before, but as long as it's less than 10 I'm sure we can handle it.

Sprizon, deploy UnicoBots in sector Epsilon I-4, get a scan ready of the area.

@askthezoracaptain, what's our plan of attack? My drones will hold them off for a short time, but they'll be sure to break through.

zora-soldier

There are eight of them

askthezoracaptain

yoyoyo what it is peeps? It's me, water blight and Today ima take over zoras domain cuz that asshole link stopped me :( ima kill the first guy I see oh wow look at this nerd lol I guess hes first

…What in the name of the Golden Goddesses is that.

askthezorachampion

BAZZ, GET THE ARMY,

NOW

zora-soldier

oh shi-

Why does he keep coming?!

I am probably gonna die

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askthezoracaptain

Bazz, do you mind helping me taking these cats into the domain? also, please don’t mention this to mipha.

(@sidonasks)

Oh my Goddesses. Sidon how did you gather this many cats?? I...I can help you, but you are going to have to explain.