Ask Harley Quinn

Ummm….so…you’re an adorable sexy little minx and I love you. mkay bye - @player-j

What are good manipulation tactics l can use on my next victim, poo? - @nutsoclown

You’re clinically insane and a manipulative doll. How could I ever deserve you? - @nutsoclown

Harley Harley Harley Harley…I see you’re already set up with another Joker, I’m looking for My Harley, got any friends looking for a Mr J? -@jokerbynamejokerbynature

Hey Harley, no complaints, but why an espresso maker? - @player-j

Did you find out how Joker didn’t die? He was in a falling helicopter while it crashed, exploded, and burned. In that order. He walks out looking almost like Dent! How did he not die? - @player-j

Where did you get your weapons customized? Is any of that your handiwork? - @player-j

HARLEY! Where are my socks?! - @nutsoclown

Love you Harley!! I even dressed up like you to see your movie haha. People said I was spot on. When I went for dinner afterwards though I forgot I looked like you and was wondering why people were staring at me hahahaha - @peaches-r-peachy

What makes you qualified to give relationship advice? Aren't you insane? - anon

Hey Beautiful - @poisonivy-pamela