i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad
Claire Keane
Today's Document

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

#extradirty

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz

ellievsbear

Product Placement
Not today Justin


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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

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When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.
I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.
Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.
Reblogged again for this drawing I made for it
lately i've been considering becoming an 'outsider artist' in the field of nuclear power
the black garden.
grimoire card
I FUCKED UP I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS DND CHARACTER THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE A QUICK SKETCH IT IS 1:30AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh yeah its a reborn alchemist artificer

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the realest robot of all
hard realism queer mecha fiction would be office lady yuri about two engineers at RTX fka Raytheon who design cruise missiles they know damn well are going to blow up civilians, but sometimes get drunk enough to forget where they work and have feelings at each other maybe they have kinks. doesn't really matter.
the side with the giant robots are the bad guys. make the mech a symbol of asymmetric colonial war. give us the story of the conscript squad with the portable rocket launchers and the tactics the other side calls terrorism and they call "yankees go home"
just once it wants a story where it turns out the mechs are an expensive impractical defense contractor welfare project suited for no actual war, and the main character who passed out from delight when a mech paired with her doesn't realize this until she's already been deployed. give it that moment where she figures out "oh fuck, command lied to me and i'm a six story target for any conscript with a mass-produced portable rocket launcher". yeah the hot lady on the recruiting poster? she has a desk job now and shrapnel in her shoulder and a deep well of bitterness. fuck you for buying into the scam.
readers are tagging this "metal gear solid" which is a baffling typo for "america" but it supposes autocorrect just does that sometimes
the side with the giant robots are the bad guys. make the mech a symbol of asymmetric colonial war. give us the story of the conscript squad with the portable rocket launchers and the tactics the other side calls terrorism and they call "yankees go home"
just once it wants a story where it turns out the mechs are an expensive impractical defense contractor welfare project suited for no actual war, and the main character who passed out from delight when a mech paired with her doesn't realize this until she's already been deployed. give it that moment where she figures out "oh fuck, command lied to me and i'm a six story target for any conscript with a mass-produced portable rocket launcher". yeah the hot lady on the recruiting poster? she has a desk job now and shrapnel in her shoulder and a deep well of bitterness. fuck you for buying into the scam.
It's the third roadblock they've hit this patrol. The support truck drivers are getting skittish: the mechs can easily step over the blockage, but if they don't want the trucks to fall behind, they have to stop and clear, either tediously winching out with the trucks or having the mechs lift and carry. And it's not small blockages of wrecked cars either: these are full sized dried-solid cement trucks on twelve flat tires which can soak some of the hardest DFW the mechs can carry.
It's the same kind of trap they've seen before: get the mechs distracted with busywork, and nail them from a destroyed house with a cheap RPG warhead. But usually it's one and done: First roadblock, and they drop the hammer.
It's not until the 4th roadblock that it all goes sideways: The mech starts throwing laser-lock warnings and in the time it takes for them to swivel around to get main weapons pointed the right direction, 3 rocket trails have already zipped past the mech and a 4th one plows into it from alarmingly close, leaving the side armor cratered, one arm useless, and crazing the tiny direct-view window used as backup for the cameras.
A scrambled squad to the site of the last rocket launch reveals just how badly under-outclassed the mech was in this: a simple tripwire tied to one of the trucks used as a barricade, and a $40 aiming servo with a thermal seeker scavenged off a dud rocket.
(I'm blanking on a closing paragraph so I'll just put up this much)
Happy Pride!
This year's is a little hotter than the last~
Sunrise and 'Otai get friendly, while Keighle is feeling shy
evil and fucked up way to spell kaylee 😭
Worse, it's an evil and fucked up way to spell kale
the side with the giant robots are the bad guys. make the mech a symbol of asymmetric colonial war. give us the story of the conscript squad with the portable rocket launchers and the tactics the other side calls terrorism and they call "yankees go home"
just once it wants a story where it turns out the mechs are an expensive impractical defense contractor welfare project suited for no actual war, and the main character who passed out from delight when a mech paired with her doesn't realize this until she's already been deployed. give it that moment where she figures out "oh fuck, command lied to me and i'm a six story target for any conscript with a mass-produced portable rocket launcher". yeah the hot lady on the recruiting poster? she has a desk job now and shrapnel in her shoulder and a deep well of bitterness. fuck you for buying into the scam.

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the side with the giant robots are the bad guys. make the mech a symbol of asymmetric colonial war. give us the story of the conscript squad with the portable rocket launchers and the tactics the other side calls terrorism and they call "yankees go home"
Inventory management doll. It's smol enough to fit in your backpack with plenty of room left for other things, and then instead of needing to take the backpack off and rummage through it for what you want, you simply ask for it and your inventory doll finds it and hands it to you
You can also have a fairy do this but she will definitely steal your snacks
She'd been with the Valkyries for six months. In the aftermath of the defense of Neyant Scraptown, once the infantry had finished sweeping the plaza and the big radial streets for mines, stay-behind drones, and wounded Feds, Hesper leaned against a wall and considered herself, for the moment, safe.
Then the merc pilot she'd later learn was called Dieciséis had popped her cockpit, descended from her mech like a vengeful angel on a dropline, got in her face, close enough to see the sweat beaded on the pilot's short spikes of hair, close enough to smell musty cockpit stink and fresh exertion, blended with the faintest incongruous hint of rose perfume. She'd thought, this was it, I fouled her line of sight or committed some other sin in battle, now things are quiet she's going to settle my account. At least the woman who killed me is gorgeous.
"Hey, militia girl," the pilot had said. "I had half an eye on you. You did okay out there — for small moon talent. Want to learn to handle a bigger gun?"
Days in the simulator, that voice purring instructions in her ear, hours in the Yurukuma Arashi stomping around cones and crates in Bay 4 and learning not to fall on her ass when she fired a simulated rail rifle. Dieciséis laughed the first time. Less the second. There wasn't a third.
Then they put her on the line. Six deployments that turned out to be drills, two tense standoffs, five real skirmishes, and one multi-day bloody mess later. Hesper was finally starting to feel like a Valkyrie and not just Dieciséis's pet. Except:
"All this," she swept a hand across the gym locker room, "really makes a girl feel inadequate."
"Shut the fuck up," Violet told her. The small femme had a nasty mouth, out of the cockpit or in it. "You don't get to save my ass like you did on Atosa and talk shit about yourself."
"You don't get it, V," she sighed. "They're all real women."
"You busting into that formation with a plasma lance felt pretty fucking real to me. Felt the charge from that goddamn thing in my skeleton. Saw that Fed vanguard armor pinning me down go off like the devil was making popcorn…"
With the gymnastic precision of someone who piloted a close-quarters urban assault mech for a living, Violet dropped her towel, spun close under Hesper's guard, and put a finger to Hesper's chin, tilting the taller woman's head up. "Spit it out. Tell me what's rattling around your skull."
"Well," Hesper stammered, blushing, "Everyone in the unit is so fit, and pretty, and friendly… but they're my competition! H-how's a girl supposed to get any attention from the Commander? He's so… uh… smart… and uh… quiet… and… tactical…? and basically the only guy…"
"Oh. Yeah. That's fucking tough. But it's important that you try, because he's really…" The puzzled Violet closed her eyes, furrowed her brow. "mysterious… and uh… strategically… male…"
It was then, watching her incredibly attractive and emotionally involved and also naked close friend and roommate Violet try to conceive of how the allegedly useful Commander's vague masculinity was relevant to anyone in the blatantly sapphic stew of her mercenary company, that Hesper looked in a direction she hadn't realized existed. There was a pane of glass at the side of the world. There was a coin floating near an edge, and a gem, numbers next to them. Icons on another edge. And stabbing towards the glass was the finger of what could only be the devil himself. □
all maids know is fish, gun, skateboarding, they dont even do housework anymore
messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in
getting lost in her mouth

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commissioned @mikufanclub a while back
once again explaining to the brass that yes, starfighter pilots are always juiced up on a powerful stimulant for operational efficiency, but yes, there is a documented history of a drug side effect called "paradoxical sleepiness", and finally yes, the appropriate treatment is to gently nudge her ship off the launch rail with a slow asymmetric bias discharge (carriers) or off the launchpad with a bulldozer (terrestrial bases) and prep an alternate for the mission.
wake her up? while she's still wired into her craft? no, sir, i understand the impulse. that's a scarce and expensive asset, and so is the starfighter. but falcons are twitchy by nature and conditioning, and she's weapons live once she's on the rail and off carrier power. if you refer to appendix B of the protocol, you'll note the cause of the blue-on-blue that took the Coos Bay out of the fight for four months…