Ask the Cores of Aperture Science

Glados Wheatley Neil/Space core Craig/Fact core

The screen goes to static, and glitches a few times as it tries to connect. Instead connecting to a very annoyed looking Glados when it fails. “I just said the Aperture employee guardian intrusion system is offline, did I not? An offline core can not answer your questions. ”

"Strangely they seem to have gone offline, but I’m in no hurry to go investigating to see if he’s still alive down there.”

Wheatley: There are no bad ideas, Craig. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong

Rick: OH MY GOD

Nigel: It won't be a bullet that kills you.

Chell: Watch Naruto

Virgil: Gladly, provided Craig jumped first.

Nigel: Have you seen what's in that stuff? I'm pretty sure it's radioactive. The sugar is the least of my worries.

GlaDOS: All in all, a 100% successful test.

Roy: That's going to be difficult for everyone here.

Rick: Come and get some motherfuckers.

Rick: It was a single Shenanigan!

Wheatley, calling after him: Even I Can tie a tie!

Wheatley, Virgil, and Nigel, just standing there:

Additionally I’m hoping to actually go through the blogs designs and actually redesign some and get some refs done for them. Which I’ll post here when done. I can’t promise they’ll be the fastest thing ever, but hopefully this all will get this blog running again and will stirr up some questions for us to answer.