freehoun dong?

half life 3 is going to be gordon freeman's inevitable mental breakdown after the adrenaline and morphine wear off . half life 4 is going to be putting gordon to bed with a big comfy blanket and calming nature sounds . half life 5 is going to be gordon and barney making out sloppy style for the entire runtime but you still have to solve puzzles to make barney moan like a girl

it's so hard not to project my interests onto gordon and barney when writing because it's like... I can only reference what I know. I mostly know about things I like.

like obviously gordon is into electronic music and barney is into anything scifi but like I agonize over whether or not either of them would be fans of seinfeld