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if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
noise dept.

Product Placement

roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@asktemmie-frisk
So I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I'm ac... by Mordeckakis on @DeviantArt

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I’m bringing back the REAL post. For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting. Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything. For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. I’m very disappointed. Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.
Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:
And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:
These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.
So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.
To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!
This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong
its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself
6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in
Guys, you’re beautiful or handsome, whichever you prefer no matter how you look and I’m so sorry that anyone ever told you or made you think that you weren’t.
I love this post so much! cause like, My dad looks kinda fat, and so does my grandpa but they’re all muscle! You don’t have to have abs to be strong!
Male body positivity
Guys I don’t care what you look like just be a decent human
I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today
An addition, if you don't mind
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Here's a sight for sore eyes! Howdy! A song for you guys!
so is Victory
LOVE TRIANGLE
Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)
This must be why the Trump administration hates them all
The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.
I’ve never reblogged anything so quick
The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world
Rb for that art doe
Dignity here to join the girl posse.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
reblogging for the second time
ALWAYS REBLOG
Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.
Dignity is rare on this site.
Funny thing, but saying they are women is 100% true in french because, dignity, freedom, justice, truth, and victory all are female gendered. (for reminder every word is gendered in french)
you must be like 12
I'm 25.
Via @CheyanneALepka at Twitter.
(ETA: for those who might have been curious, I come down hard in the “lawful plotter” square, since my professional-writing habits became fully formed while I was doing animation work in the late 70s / early 80s, and at that point every piece of film work required an outline before it could be commissioned at the studio. I was already an outliner to begin with, so the habit set in hard and continues to this day [as it still needs to have done for film work. No one will pay you until they know for sure what you’re going to write. And God help you if you venture off-piste, as it were, when your producer’s co-production partners are expecting what appeared in the outline that made them put millions of bucks down on the table in the first place].))
I can't fucking believe this. I'm a chaotic plantser. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
I can't wait to see how many people get proven wrong. The ones that think fingers can stop a bullet that way. Hilarious, but pathetic.

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Chara got herself a nice little dress. She's evwn showing off her magic. No, wait. She's showing what will happen if she doesn't get chocolate this year. Nevermind...
This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
Now THIS man’s read the book
Hallelujah!
Holy shit! :O A Christian! I almost never see those folk around anymore.
I usually try to keep religious stuff off my dash, dangerous waters and all, but as a Christian myself man this feels good, for once I see a Christian related thing where I don’t have to say “I swear we aren’t all like this!”
Finally! Somebody FUCKING GETS IT!
Toriel's Tortured Mind
I just needed to vent a bit. Stay calm. She's okay physically. She is a bit unhinged, though.
Also, if you want to dub this little strip, you have my permission to do so.
It's been so long since I actually posted something here. Some fresh blood, just for you guys. Two pictures of what Frisk used to look like before his soul was permanently unlocked.
It's been quite a while since I last posted something on tumblr. Maybe it's because of a small slump I had in my mood. It certainly couldn't be because of a rule that has been put in place. (IT IS THAT REASON.) As such, a picture of me is what we chiefly need! Oh, and I put Frisk in the back, too. Why is he flipping me off? And what is he giving me that look for?

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“What do we want?! We don’t know! When do we want it?! Now… or in a month, or a year… maybe” - British Parliament 2019
People need to get their shit together. That's why everything's starting to fall apart.
Character Danger Meme
Send 🗡️ and I will rate my muse’s danger level in several category in a number of stars out of 5. (Max: ★★★★★)
Note: All scores are mun opinion, don’t be a jerk.
Categories:
Raw power.
Formal Training.
Combat experience.
Willingness to kill.
Previous victims.