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THIS WAS A MISTAKE, THERE’S NO PLEASURE TO BE FOUND IN THE WASTELAND

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Hey Slit, you're actually pretty good at drawing, got any other ones to show us? Maybe other creepy ones you have of Nux?
The creepy drawing in question in case your memory doesn’t stretch over a year back.
(GEARING UP FOR THE SUMMER)
I’m going to be MIA while I work on my finals! I’m not sure how active I’ll be on tumblr until next Friday. See you on the other side!
...and yeah, this blog has been on a semi-hiatus for a while now, but if I manage to get through May it will return in force!
Too many losers who can’t stand or do war properly.
(tagged by @xxlordbitchxx, original by @mapleleauf)

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From the latest AskSlit in higher definition sans speech bubbles. I post similar HD pics and WIPS on my Patreon, in case you’re interested in seeing more!
Citadel Hygiene
Actually you know what? If the War Boys are raiding a nearby mall for black skater pants and silver spray paint, surely there’s a Bath & Body Works in there too. I’m…I’m going to pretend there is, and that there is an intricate shower system at the Citadel.
I’ve always headcanoned that there’s an area where the water system leaks, and people use that as a make-shift shower room. Strip down, stand under the cascades and wash yoself. There may not be soap, but water is still more than fine for cleaning up.
Plus, I’d have to think Immortan Joe would have standards. He wouldn’t allow “his people” to be utter filths. I imagine it’s not luxurious by any means, but I figure there is at least a way to clean the dirt from yourself. The members of the Citadel looked far cleaner than the Wretched below. There had to be some form of hygiene there. That’s sort of a basic thing in any society, and the Citadel stood for society (crappy as it was).
askslit COME ONNNNNNNNNN THIS IS JUST ASKING FOR IT
Wash responsibly!
Art trade with @blatterburystreet ! She wanted me to draw Slit giving Nux Max’s jacket, since Nux doesn’t have as much warpaint as the other war boys which means not as much protection against the sun. Now what kind of lancer would he be if he’d let his driver go out without any protection against the sun or die historic without looking totally awesome.
I really hope you like it and that it’s at least somewhat similar to what you imagined! Thank you for sharing your amazing art and for being such a gal dang nice person to be around. (psst here’s her half of the art-trade if you wanna look)
Hey Slit, is this a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see Nux?
If you’re trying to embarrass me with innuendo you gotta try harder if you know what I’m sayin’
Fucking rude.
And before you ask - of course I got something for Morsov too.

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((just a quick update for december: finals and real life is taking its toll right now, but you should keep your eyes open during the holidays. Just saying.))
I can totally imagine SLit doing this.. yohunny, pls ask SLit if he likes to do this on the top of the Citadel :3
They used up their Aqua-Cola for this? What a disgusting, pointless waste. No wonder it’s almost all gone.
((So no new askslit yet but I’ve been going through all old posts and tagged them so it’ll be possible to read everything in chronological order. I had this earlier with just the asks but now I’ve tagged reblogs, instagram pics and everything else too.))
You wanna argue about the best way to raise Pups? That’s fair, I guess. But talking shit about my lancing?! THEM’S FIGHTING WORDS AND YOU KNOW IT, askmorsov !!!
What would you do with a roll of tin foil? Would you make EVERYTHING shiny and chrome or just keep it to yourself?
For a moment I was the chromest War Boy to ever chrome, and all those jealous rustlickers who say I’m not chrome enough for Valhalla can just bask in it.

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I always feel like a fandom has Arrived when it has anthropomorphized shipping
But that could be because my first ‘live’ fandom was PotC (versus ‘dead’ fandoms of already completed series/movies), and CptJack/Black Pearl was a thing.
Meanwhile:
love: The Real Thing (Razor Cola/Slit)
Well done, fandom, well done.
Razor Cola/Slit is a thing…?
*stares blankly at screen for a long, long while*
*slowly nods head and scoots away from computer*
*casually pulls open dresser* *thrums through favorite outfits and folds them neatly into a suitcase* *grabs toothbrush/toothpaste/comb/ponytail holders* *calmly throws on coat and opens door* See ya later, honey! I got a ship to catch!
“Oh God, he… he fucked my car?”
[Well, object sexuality is a thing. And War Boys may well be animists due to the whole V8 worship thing…]
So you’re saying when Max finds the Interceptor again only there’s crust between the cushions…
Well unless there’s unmentionable things happening to tailpipes…
ohgod. I’m not sure if I want to contemplate where he’d stick it, but it’s probably a good thing that black lights don’t exist in the apocalypse.
Is this a good time to add that I’ve written Bullet Farmer/his guns multiple times or nah?
I SALUTE YOU.
shiiiiiiiit, i didn’t want to ship Slit and the car.
but ….. dammit.
hey askslit! Just what are your feelings towards RC?
Holy V8, you can’t even throw around a few innocent car innuendos without everybody getting their cargo pants in a bunch.
There's even a thing called fivewivesweek that will focus entirely on them for the entire next week, and people can either participate or follow if they wanna see some wife-centric content. Why is there never a Slit appreciation week? I'm offended again.