"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun
Also, humans are the only animals who get to create and enjoy things on the level we do. Movies, music, art, computer games, books. Understanding science. The universe. Space travel. All your favorite things in life are things you could never experience without being human.
Nothing else comes close to being as cool or interesting.














