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Patrons voted for a centaur spellcaster :) Early release on Patreon back in April.

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Please, normalize carrying tiny leather bats now. (Available HERE)
I have one clipped to my purse/wallet and it is the best ever!!!!
I got one for my friend and she lived it hanging from her bag
@dingoat the masculine urge to become a mysterious side character wearing a bat
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."
The funny thing is that when you read all the "great" writers, there are many that are ponderous and slow and heavily detailed. And they're iconic.
Contrary to modern advice fads, you can literally do whatever you want. Your writing is YOURS and that's the whole point. It's about painting YOUR vision YOUR way. That's art. That's what every other notable writer ever did.
Advice is just tools in a box. Take it or leave it. Use some, use none. When you understand your language and grammar, you can do everything.
For my part, once I get invested in a character, I want to know their thoughts. It's empty and impersonal and superficial without it. I want to dwell with them.
enemies to lovers but its not "who did this to you?" but its "I did this to you" bc damn in the moment it felt necessary but the cuts weren't supposed to be that deep. the lashes should have faded by now, right? why are they still limping? make your characters self reflect. burden them with guilt and regret :) imagine laying in bed with the person you grew to love, only for them to roll over in their sleep and for you to see the nettled scars you inflicted on them
You have the opportunity to learn exactly one divination spell for use in your everyday life! Which would you choose?
Detect Poison - diagnose any poison or disease afflicting a creature
Detect Evil - determine whether a person intending for or against your interests
Locate Creature - know location of named person or nearest creature of type
Locate Object - know location of named object or nearest of type
True Seeing - visually detect any specified electromagnetic radiation
Speak With Animals - mutual understanding with multicellular animals
Detect Thoughts - read surface thoughts of targeted human mind
Tongues - mutual understanding with any human who speaks a language
Comprehend Languages - understand any read or heard human language
Scrying - audio/visual spy on any named person or creature
Augury - know whether something is a good or bad idea before you do it
fuck these options, where's my fireball?

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The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.
As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.
PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.
which of these things puts you off the most from a fic you otherwise would be interested in
no paragraph separation
creator chose not to use archive warnings
tags used as stream of consciousness text rather than clear and organizational
excessive notes
self-deprecating comments in tags and/or notes
a huge block of tags
not marked as complete yet
something in the kudos/comments/hits number or ratio (clarify in tags)
grammar issues
punctuation and capitalization issues
contradicting tags
other (clarify in tags)
Note: subjective reasons related to content do not apply in this scenario (such as ship preference, an au you don't like, a genre you're not into, etc.)
Which of these is your Blorbo’s worst nightmare?
Reliving the past
Failing to save the one they love
Becoming the monster
Trapped with no way out
Being misunderstood
Dying alone
Forced to do terrible things they want no part in
Getting abandoned and left behind
Drowning in shame and guilt
Haunted by the ones they’ve hurt
Trying their best and still not being good enough
Losing power and control
Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
I’ve faced a lot of nasty art blocks over my years as an artist but none so detrimental as Going To Work
thank you for putting in words what i have been unable to articulate for the last years haha
and the PROBLEM IS. the PROBLEM is that with other art blocks I can tell myself. oh it’s hard now but time will pass and I will heal from whatever mental or emotional block that’s causing this eventually. but WORK? A Forever Problem. There is no waiting-out Job. Having Job is eternal. Time does not heal Being At Work. Sand is always in our eyes forever
sounds very similar to a radio story i heard in 2014 ago about credit card debt. the debt got sold to a collection company and a couple received a court summons. they knew they had taken on debt, but they were confused about who this new company was and where specifically the number they were supposed to owe came from.
they show up in court and just ask the lawyer for the collection company: can you prove where this number comes from? Do you have a contract showing that you purchased our debt? probably luckily for them, a reporter researching a book on the topic showed up and asked the same questions.
10 minutes later they get in front of the judge and the collection company drops the whole case and theyre free to go. story is below, it has a transcript in the link too
Ira talks to reporter Jake Halpern about a scene he saw take place in a Georgia courtroom where a couple uttered some magic words that seeme
https://twitter.com/BrianManookian/status/1674963884703088642
Link to the twitter thread for accessibility!
Worth noting that all of this may or may not work, and that guy may or may not have been lying through his teeth. 😂
Worth spending time reading through the reblogs. (Also, whatever website he was going to create evidently doesn't exist.)
Most likely you will be better served simply by developing good debt management skills. You're not so likely to get away with free money. Alas, repayment is a legitimate obligation.

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i love how this is one of the rare shots where grace is at peace, and it's because he's accepted that he's going home to rocky :3
“Save Earth save Erid”
In holographic theories, physicists may have traced the pliability of space-time to its quantum roots: a measure of quantumness known as “ma
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Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore 😭
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the app…. Which requires your login information….. and also stores your card information so even if you didn’t use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. That’s how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So here’s what we’re gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didn’t actually want it, you just couldn’t see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you don’t want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If it’s a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If it’s a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.

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reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused
Reminder that your local foxing society will be re-commencing their annual meetings this month! They meet from dusk to gloaming in the spooky, autumnal wood. This week’s topics of interest will be yowling, yammering, and, of course, yippering!