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//valen hoarding chocolate with 16 or 17???

#asks #silencereanswered #Valentin Shepard #{i don't have a problem; YOU have a fucking problem}

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draw whatever or whoever you want with 17, they're just pretty colors and I approve of them

#Valentin Shepard #i always try to make these color palette things at least somewhat conceptual #bioticspectre #asks

✏

"I didn’t know how to draw gigantic, bulging abs, so I left those out."

#conxuer #asks #my shitty art

EDI'S OFFICIAL REPORT

Though every inch of his epidermis is indeed covered in scars...

Shepard still possesses what organics term "da booty."

Though I have concluded that it is noticeably inferior to Miranda's.

#asks #Miranda Lawson #Valentin Shepard #conxuer #mass effect #...ass effect

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So I wanted to have this done by Christmas and obviously that didn’t happen so here -slaps it down- have this hella late Christmas/Holiday gift Valen-mun.

Your Valtentin is a wonderfully detailed and well-thought-out character and my favorite version of Male!Shep tbh. You both are a joy to interact with and I look forward to rping more in the future.

Even if Segen wants to kick his caramel ass to kingdom come sometimes.

askmasseffect

It's absolutely beautiful! Thank you so much! ;v;

I honestly felt that Christmas went by way too quickly this year (maybe it's just a side-effect of my old age), but goddamn if this didn't bring back some of that old, cheesy, holiday joy.

(Also, favorite Male!Shep on the Citadel?)

You're the greatest, you know that? Well, you are!

I love our RPs, even when they go into absolutely heartbreaking territory (which I love). I find that the silliness makes up for all those tears in spades.

#conxuer #gifts for valen #thank you very much! ;v;

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a little thank you for askmasseffect… i’m so so sorry.

"BITE MY CARAMEL ASS!"

"Заткнись, иди на хуй!!"

I think there’s probably a snickers bar in there.

askmasseffect

((Haha, this was a wonderful surprise to come home to after a long day of dealing with my relatives!

Thank you!

P.S. i'm sorry too))

"If there's a Snickers bar, it's mine. ...Bitch."

#joasakura #thank you! ;v;

swaps55

Holy Night

A Holiday Cheer gift for askmasseffect!

Words: 5.8k

Pairing: mShenko

Other characters: Grunt, Javik, a little Joker and Cortez on the side.

Summary: They’ve spent Christmas in worse places. Problem is, none of them are really coming to mind.

Full story: Ao3/ff.net

What the actual hell is Cerberus doing on Tuchanka, is what Kaidan wants to know. Because taking shelter under a pile of radioactive rocks between an overly excited krogan and an extremely annoyed prothean is not how he imagined spending Christmas Eve.

Not that he had grand plans. Hard to get in the spirit of things when your father is presumed KIA and your mother is stranded in the Vancouver countryside with no comms access. Not to mention the entire galaxy trying to come down around your ears. Still, Cortez had mentioned trying to see if they could make some kind of imitation eggnog. Maybe play some Christmas songs in the lounge and see if they could get Vega to sing Jingle Bells.

Out of the corner of his eye, Kaidan spots Shepard ejecting the thermal clip on his shotgun, utterly unimpressed by the cloud of debris from the dozen or so fresh mortar holes above his head, courtesy of one of those damn Cerberus turrets.

Of course, this is nice, too.

askmasseffect

All the little details and quips had me smiling from start to finish. And you even included all of my favorite squadmates- the characterization was spot on!

Merry Christmas, swaps55, and thank you so much for writing this for me! I absolutely love it! ;v;

#mass effect holiday cheer gift #swaps55 #Thank you!

Where I've Been the Last Five Days

"Shepard, what are you doing?! Thessia has been under constant Reaper attack for five days! Get these people out of here, take off that ridiculous costume, and go save my home world!"

"Oh, sweet Maker, it talks! And it's so ugly! To arms, Inquisition! This demon must be destroyed!"

#Damn it Liara #It's called LARPing #I'd rather die than break character!#Commander Shepard #Liara T'soni #((Activity will be minimal for the next week or so due to Dragon Age.))#((Thank you for your patience!))

The Shepard Diaries: Entry 573

"I'm getting the strangest feeling that people would have liked me more if I were a woman."

#mass effect #commander shepard #the shepard diaries #fourth wall #poor poor manshep #lonely soul

Send me a ✎ and I'll draw your muse

#l2biotic #conxuer #commanderglowstick #my doodles #((note that I am not taking any more requests!))

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#conxuer #you can't catch me gay thoughts

dazeddonut

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#kaidan alenko #you can't catch me gay thoughts #gifs

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"Who gives a shit about my armor when I’ve got this?"

imyourshuttlepilot

//First thought when I saw that

I’m starting to put the pieces together now…

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Here's the original: [link]

Rating: 5 stars

By: Valentín Shepard

This shirt has three pictures of Anderson on it, which automatically makes it amazing. Tali and Jacob laughed at me when I wore it the other day. But they're just jealous that my father is actually still alive instead of dishonored and dead on some goddamn ship or some motherfucking island in the middle of nowhere. Hahaha! I get the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How many dads are like Anderson?

Damn few.

And they're all dead.

"Who gives a shit about my armor when I've got this?"

#mass effect #commander shepard #david anderson #asks #anon asks #team anderson #number one fan

Poetry with Shepard || "Ode to Alenko"

I'd compare you to a boundless sea

Of crashing waves and symphonies

A testament and litany

To all that which you mean to me.

But in my blatant honesty,

I ain't too good at poetry

All dull and pointless flattery

With shitty fucking imagery.

Now, I don't want your sympathy-

Your fancy goddamn chivalry;

Just love me with sincerity

And shove your goddamn cock in me.

-Shepard

#mass effect #poetry with shepard #commander shepard #kaidan alenko #you can't catch me gay thoughts

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#commander shepard #mass effect #miranda lawson #happy halloween

quick MS Paint doodle of Shepard before I head off to class

#commander shepard #my doodles #ms paint effect

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