#joasakura

His (completely forged) credentials are impeccable!

belphegor1982 replied to your ask post: BEPPITO SPAZZAGUTI LIA I BLOODY LOVE YOU 💜💜💜

Love you too!

tricksterrune replied to your ask post: Beppito! My beloved!

Long may he reign 👑

sparklylanddaze replied to your ask post: True, all of them are pretty clever idk why people forget that, even the flash said just cause they wear bright colours and don't kill don't mean they don't give him a hard time. They are organised and they know what they are doing

Exactly. But some writers portray them as fools and ridiculous villains rather than the clever survivors they are -- even Len, who's pretty much defined by his canniness and wisdom in the modern era.

katzedecimal replied to your ask post: definitely credited as Beppito Spazzagutti

It'd be a crime to not use such an amazing name :3

theworrierqueen replied to your ask post: I will always be entertained by this issue.

Thank you!!!!! I just re-read your Soulmate AU prompt, still one of my favorite things ever, so it's a very happy day!!!

Here is a photo of Nerd Dog 3000, who is celebrating with me by stealing socks.

I might just do them all, lmao. M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

I had a Dream Daddy/Modern AU type thing with Corvo and Daud where Jess was still alive and Emily was the product of them having a soiree and hooking up. They meet because he’s a professional parkourist who also works as a stunt double and she’s like, a foreign ambassador for Canada or something, and they were both in Italy at the time. ANYWAY they aren’t married or anything (their jobs like, REALLY clash) but they share joint custody between  Emily so she floats between them. Fast forward and it’s Corvo’s turn to take Emily, and he’s settling down in an LA neighborhood so that he can film for a movie (stunt double, aye). And Daud is the social worker (single dad with like, three adopted kids) who has to deal with their case and meets them that way. Also, Emily goes to the same school as Daud’s kids, and Corvo finds this out when Emily asks to stay over at their house, and who brings her home but Daud. :3c Also Corvo ends up having an accident at work, and is bed ridden for a while and Daud helps out with handling the kids and also sometimes makes Corvo dinner yadda yadda. It lives happily in my head, and one day, maybe, I’ll write it out.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Corvo. Daud. Take your pick, it changes with my mood.

Y: A character you want to protect. 

@joasakura​ im playing it on steam, but i think its out for pretty much everything including switch

@everfascinated​ then you’re gonna really enjoy hearing that i forgot to cHANGE THE OUTFIT FOR THE WEDDING

ayyy from a v cute scene in the first of @joasakura‘s books series which can be found here where they compare the names of constellations

Surgeon Simulator 2021

So turns out I can actually write things if I don’t overthink myself into a corner and just have fun with it instead of worrying about length and if i’m writing other people’s characters out of character. Who knew?

prompt was “It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.” from the Injuries prompt list. Shout out to Vet Ranch on Youtube for teaching me about wound care.

tw: wound care (not too graphic but just in case)

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“So how is it?” Adam asked impatiently.

Bridget huffed. “Hold on, I’m still taking the bandages off.”

“Well go faster.” Adam wiggled. “These itch.”

“They’ll do a lot worse than itch if you keep moving around like that,” Bridget replied, waving the scissors. “I’ll get you an extra egg if you stay still.”

Adam’s ears perked up. “One of the duck ones?” he asked hopefully.

Bridget nodded. “One of the duck ones.”

So this was her life, Bridget thought as she cut away the rest of the bandages. Bribing an eight-foot tall cat man with eggs while she operated on him in the back room of boosted spaceship. At least he’d finally consented to letting her treat his wounds. She was the only one he trusted to do medical shit to him for whatever reason.