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legend says if you say Madara’s name in front of a mirror three times he’ll appear and fucking kill you

Better than edo tensei.

#maddy wants to play #madara hath spoken

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Madara, we have seen you in your robes, in your armour, and even in your dad-on-the-go gear....but what does your artist wear? Any chance you might model what they are wearing today?

The artist is a disastrous mess that lives in pajamas.

#the robe is very soft #I think I'm keeping it #the cat too #all belongs to madara #ooc: totally traced the batman symbol because laziness #madara hath spoken

I wonder would you ever cut your hair?

Never. You cannot improve on perfection.

#the other options are substandard #madara hath spoken #ooc: look I'm not dead

Sorry I haven’t been very active on here lately. Life has been crazy busy. I work with plants and it’s spring here, which is our busy season, so my work hours have nearly doubled.

Plus, I’m working on KakaYama Week for my other blog. I have like 20+ asks still on this one and I’ll start tackling them as soon as things slow down a little bit.

#thank you guys #sorry for the wait #ooc #berry hath spoken

queen-of-sharingan

all of my followers that draw/edit. i want you to reblog this post and tell me why you do it.

personally i draw because it brings me joy and can bring joy to others

@sloaners @fxckhidan @askmadara what about you guys?

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Answering out of character, because I honestly think Madara would be lucky to draw above toddler level. Can you imagine how proud he would be of his sad little doodles? Hashirama would hang them in the Hokage office and force everyone to look at them.

Yes, gaze upon the monstrosity that would be Madara’s art.

For me, I love drawing because it makes people happy. Whether it’s because they’re laughing at my dumb jokes or they relate to it in some way. It’s a way to connect to people and I’ve made so many great friends on here that way.

I also just like creating. Being able to think of something and bring it to life. I love the challenge of it. It’s something you really have to work at and I love seeing how my art changes over time.

But mostly, I love showing the world how much of a dumpster fire Madara is. We love him anyway.

#drew that beauty left handed #har har har #half tempted to print it out #and hang it on my fridge #art stuff #berry hath spoken

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Would you rather live with Hashirama or Naruto?

Naruto who? Hashirama would be overjoyed to live with me.

#best roommate ever #madara hath spoken

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Madara being adorable? Why would you do this to me?

queen-of-sharingan

what are you talking about grandpas always been adorable where do you think i got my adorableness from?

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Both adorable and deadly. An unstoppable combination.

#my dear izumi #grandpa mada loves you

ermamu

Red are the roses

Green is the moss

Madara Uchiha should have been the final fucking boss

trans--madara

another headcanon: madara is a screamer. sexual, in battle, in day-to-day life, you name it. his first instinct in the face of any strong emotion is to shriek like a banshee. its ridiculous and horrible and hes been doing it since the day he was born.

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Madara: I can’t do it, it’s against my moral compass

Obito: With all due respect, YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

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How would you feel if you had a child?

I’d feel unstoppable.

#we all know #I would be the cool dad #this guy isn't afraid of diaper changes #madara hath spoken

inconveniencedneutrons

Drawing Madara has given me the certainty that the only reason the idiot let his hair grow out was to make himself look bigger. It’s ridiculous how much mass he loses when you shear off the tangled mess.

#accurate

madaraspeaks---->askmadara

Due to unforeseen circumstances, shippudenspeaks as a collective has shut down. This blog will remain open in the format of an ask blog, so I can keep drawing Madara’s responses to all of your lovely questions.

I understand the people that followed this blog because it was part of a larger community and feel free to unfollow if you aren’t interested anymore. For everyone else, I hope you can continue to enjoy Madara’s melodramatic attitude.

-Berry

#berry hath spoken #love you all

What's your opinion on sex before marriage, Madara? ;D

#it's called abstinence izuna #you're waiting till you're married #nsfw-ish #madara hath spoken

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@madaraspeaks how were you feeling when you smashed this poor guy’s face into the sand?

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Disappointment. The future generations had spawned such incompetent weaklings, that it lacked challenge and defiance.

Well, at least I was having a good hair day.

#leap frog #eat dirt shinobi scum

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Me: hey, I was thinking. Daddy: I thought I smelt something burning.

Your father sounds a lot like mine. Trust me, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

#is this why you want to stab people?#madara hath spoken

Damn daddy

I think you may be lost, child. I haven’t spawned any monsters of my own that I know of.

#madara hath spoken

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