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jake luppen is the least likely out of all members of hippo campus to beat me up send tweet

warm glow will never fail to blow me away. the softness, jake’s falsetto, the instrumental, the bridge, nathan’s voice, “peace sign, getting by, people, we’ll be alright”, the breakdown, the tears, the ending that feels like a soft breeze. it literally feels like a warm glow.

hot take: whistler allen is a figment of my imagination. he doesn’t fucking exist he’s just a minnesota cryptid

the only thing that can rival 2018 zach with a bat is 2019 zach with a lasso

whistler allen knocks on my door and takes his shoes off in the hallway. he lights some scented candles and tells me not to worry. he feeds my dog, reorganises my desk, and restocks my fridge. he listens as i tell him my problems and he says that i’m doing fine.  zach sutton smashes through my door with a sledgehammer and steals my cat. he takes all the batteries out of my remote controls and removes the tray from under my pencil sharpener. he replaces the soda with ranch dressing and leaves after scratching all the numbers and symbols off my microwave.

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