TheOneGuyOverThere

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

this post gets better everytime i see it

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

This is the best post i have ever seen on tumblr

Absolutely amazing.

Violin Exorcism

When a party of bards attacks the warrior

VIOLENT VIOLINS VICIOUSLY DESTROYING THAT MAN'S SOUL WITH MUSIC!

fuggg this is amazing

What else can you do in that game?

What's this game again? Pony town?

Send me "Moan" and I'll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse Three: Your muse owns mine for two days Four: My muse submits for yours Five: My muse dominates yours Six: My muse gives yours a striptease Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night Nine: Our muses do the deed Ten: Our muses hug one another Eleven: My muse nibbles yours Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will) Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.) Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above

Put "Thwack!" in my inbox and my muse will respond to yours slapping their ass.

I think I just killed my foot

well my kidneys were already fucked..so..uh…im fine

((I shot my mother and sister))

good bye laptop!

My bathroom door is gone

IT SHOT THROUGH MY PHONE

I just shot my cinnamon twists from taco bell :(

See ya, ceiling!

Rip couch

i shot my own arm

Shot my roof.

I would have shot my face

There goes my laptop

//My Pringles can became my silencer and I just shot through my leg into a vital spot....shit

@kristaferanka

This is the sort of content I need on my dash.

Yes

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

C’mon Roger. I need you.

Help me get mew

I could use some good luck honestly

I’m giving you one last chance, Roger.

i need 2 bucks roger

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

{Raise your hand if you've ever felt like a shitty rp partner.}

The Native Markiplier puffed itself up in the face of danger in order to appear bigger and scare off the incoming threat.

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

That is the most perfect GIF ever. XD

Send a 🔀 for the mun and muse to switch bodies