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Mikeu wrappedme up in paper hlep

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

God im such a loser i literally am just laying in bed until donnie gets back home

Bro is mattressmaxxing 👍

Keep hitting what i believe is rock bottom but i'm really brave about it so i keep climbing out of it and yeah i eventually fall back down but atleast i keep climbing out

it’s not rock bottom until you get to the Minecraft bedrock layer, bro. You very much got dis. 💖🥷🌻

Merry Christmas as always to the gas station attendants, hospital sanitation workers, wastewater management technicians, and everyone else doing an unseen/undervalued job on Christmas. You're literally the backbone of our society and you undoubtedly need a raise <3

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have fandom friends who don’t hate your guy but their fav is someone else and their main ship is something else. It keeps your fandom environment biodiverse. It forces you to have some perspective.

Man

is that your gender today or your current curse word

sunflowers are so shaped and sized and yellow. and edible seeds? come on you made that up. this is a flower made up for a fairytale, that follows the sun and looks like the sun and provides sustenance

I eating yogurt, raspberries, strawberries and granola rn

once again my baby brother is more boujie than I am and tbh i am hashtag jealous