Askebo

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

have at it, sweet girl, use my thigh as your personal sex toy while I scroll on my phone and pretend to be bored by your actions until I snap and pin you to the mattress

it's crazy how kneading works. imagine if hitting someone over and over again contributed positively to their development. oh wait lots of people actually do think that.

i just fucking love playing hard into other peoples kinks i love it so much like oh honey im sorry i didnt know you had such a praise kink before i started gushing about how much i like how good a job you did, oh im sorry i didnt realise how much playing with your inner thigh while we were in public in front of our friends would mess with you, my fuckin dream job is being some kind of demon of lust sent to tempt people into fucking me

I should stress, the appeal here isnt in pleasing you per se, its in making you lust after me, it's to turn your mind to the desire to have sex with me, its to make you unable to think about anything else, its about using your deep secrets i shouldn't know and silly manipulable brain to make me the centre of your mind, thats why im a demon

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

want to have my pussy checked many times a day... being told to spread my legs and pull my panties to the side... having my clit rubbed if I'm not wet enough, maybe fingered for a bit until it's enough to make my panties sticky and having to go back to my routine... no matter where I am or what I'm doing, just want to have my pussy touched...

The trans girl with no abandonnment issues would like you to hold her close and promise you'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave

turns her into a plushie and never ever stops cuddling her...

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back