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Do you ever use your music to influence other biolab members?
“I’m going to say it doesn’t work.”
“Just kidding, I know it’s Cecil.”
???
What are the best and worst sounds in the world?
“The best and the worst are subjective, yet I find this to be true. What are the best sounds in the world? Are they those that make your spirit float high, carried upon angelic wings that lift you higher than the heavens, beyond the gods into a new realm just for you? Perhaps it is the sound of your lover telling you how much you mean to them, over and over in a rapturous harmony. Maybe it is the softness of their breath, softer than even the down of a newly-hatched Picky that finally experienced its first breath in a sphere of confining liquid. Or maybe it’s just a simple sound that turns your mouth to a smile, like hearing your dear one humming a simple tune they made up in a second’s notice.
"Maybe then the worst are those that cause you to plummet, far beneath the earth to hide from it. You want to just cover your ears and scream and scream until you can no longer hear it, your voice just a mere croak, a sign of your failure to subdue the sound. Maybe it’s not quite as annoying, maybe it just tears your heart, like when you hear your lover scream at you, berate you, tear you apart with a voice that used to bring you sweet ecstasy. Maybe it’s the sound of the door slamming in your face when you failed to stop them from leaving, when you both failed to repair a silent rift that sneaked upon you both like a silent Harpy. Or perhaps it’s the sound of silence when you lay there, alone for the first time in years, without the one person by your side who made you happy.
"I apologize if you were talking about music, adventurer~"

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I don’t do favors. Stop spouting shit, Seyren.
"Just like how you didn’t do Flamel any favors? Or anyone else who wants something from you? Now listen very carefully, murderdoll, you will do me my favor, or I will train you like a circus…
Now Trentini, while I understand that you may need to ‘train’ Eremes to help do favors for others, do take into mind he is willing to accept things from others still. He can be taught, just I believe the amount of ‘training’ involved should take that into consideration.
If I could sew properly, I’d borrow a needle and yarn from someone so I could sew your goddamn mouth shut.
Eremes, even with my in put I believe Trentini may decide you need some proper encouragement in helping others. And you know as well as I do sewing my mouth shut won’t help you in any way.
Then how about you put it to actual use and kneel before me?
"Both of you! It is up to me to decide what I will do or not do to encourage anyone! The only one I take orders from is Randel!"
If that is what you believe Trentini, then very well. But, I am not certain why it is but I must ask as a part of me wonders if that is ok with Alphoccio that you only take orders from Randel.
Well, considering that neither of us order each other around, and thus we don't take orders from each other, of course it is perfectly okay. I could never order my lovely wife around! She is free to do as she likes~
“Thank you for the warm welcom-wait, ‘Rainbowpants?!’”
…the rainbowest ever. ♥
". . . I hate you."
"Thank you for the warm welcom-wait, 'Rainbowpants?!'"
"With a stick, obviously." Alphoccio twirled the broken arrow shaft once before pointing the sharp end forward. "No, it's a trade secret actually. Can't tell you unless you're a bard yourself, y'know~ Shame you're a ranger."
((Ummmm hiiiii. ;;;; I may have decided to restart this blog kinda but it's like. . . It won't update frequently, it'll just update when I feel like it/get some asks that motivate me. Essentially, this blog is kinda back cause I missed it, but it'll probably have updates very sparsely. I also deleted most of my old asks cause they're who-knows-how-old. OTL Sorriesssss, but you can always resend them if you remember 'em! Most likely the people who sent 'em forgot about 'em anyway ahah. . . I answered this one cause it wasn't an anon so why not? Well anyway. . .
You may now go back to running away from being poked in the eye by Alphoccio now aaaaaaah. ;n;
Oh and one other thing, the drawings will likely be in this. . . messy style forever, nothing clean, ever (did I even do any clean-ish arts?). THEY'RE ALSO NOT LIKELY TO GO PAST LIKE, HEADSHOTS. Was considering doing mostly text replies with headshot pics but who knows what I'm doing anymore, I'm just rambling. /shot
Anyway, hi guys. ;A; Kinda missed being Alphoccio. ;u; Coming back at odd hours ftw.))
((A few notes here.
One, I'm not active anymore, I kinda abandoned this though I may revive this [again] at a later point but it'll mean I'm deleting this to make it easier to keep track of.
Second, I really wasn't sure what to do, and I wanted to write a story, and I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate seeing as how I'm technically taking someone else into this.
Third, Alphoccio isn't entirely sure this was appropriate. 8D;. . .
Fourth, I wish you all happy holidays and may you all enjoy it~
Finally, with that, MERRY CHRISTMAS EREMES I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR GIFT~ and that it was appropriate or something sobs))

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ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHY ALPHYYYYY!!!! *comes running to Alphoccio with another Mado that’s dragging a giant bag* I FOUND A GIFT FOR YOU!!! :D
*Mado trips over something*
*Howard presses the big red shiny button due to Mado tripping*
*Mado goes boom and instruments come flying out of the giant bag*
*Howard gets knocked out cold*
"O-Oh, Howard?!" Alphoccio cried out, running around in an attempt to dodge all the flying instruments.
As soon as they stopped falling, the clown walked up to the whitesmith, nudging him and trying to make sure he was all right. After a few unsuccessful attempts, Alphoccio looked around at all the instruments strewn across the floor and smiled a bit.
"Thank you, Howard," the clown said softly as he ran off to get some help for the mastersmith. After the mastersmith was all right, Alphoccio was going to clean up this mess and sort out all of his new instruments.
"I would think that to be obvious...
"Although if you meant another one like me, then that would be a tough one. Perhaps Flamel simply due to his... desires for experimentation. Although he is not a bad person, but his similarities with Wolfchev put me at unease."
((Thanks for coming to the stream guys. ;u;
Also to a certain anon, I hope it's all right with you if I do the uh, magic anon for the asks after yours? If you want me to just do the next ones I do no matter what feel free to leave a message, I'm not sure how these work and Idk who you are so I can't ask. ;;))
hello! i'm the anon from before. thanks for changing your theme. :) it looks wonderful, and it's so much more readable now! also loving the chibi picture on the side, is it your work?
((No prob, I like it better too since I can add more links woo!
And yes, it is, though I kinda hate his head it looks weird. ;;
It’s now time to work!))
"I wouldn't wish to be one, honestly. But if I were actually forced to be one, I would simply hide somewhere with my knife.
"And perhaps practice some new vocals for the day. . ."
((Thanks for coming to the stream~))
Hey there! I really love your blog, you're the best Alphoccio ever :D and you're making such a rapid progress with your art, it's AMAZING! But but, could I ask for one little thing? I think there's something up with the theme you're using, some of the pictures are really large and I don't know why!
((Ahh, thank you anon. ;; It means a lot to me!
I… I see what you mean on my theme, it seems to do that with the pictures added in underneath. I’ll try and find yet another theme to use sometime and hope it doesn’t do that to the pics. xD; ))

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"Well, it truthfully is hard to play other genres with just the instrument I have. If I had, say, a guitar, I could play other genres. Not to say I couldn't play other types of songs on the small harp I use, but it would sound a lot better.
Though I will say I can play other genres."
((Thanks for attending the stream btw. ;w;))
"You wouldn't believe how wonderful it feels when the knife you're holding enters a victim's a body. Perhaps Wolfchev's experiments have done something to me but ever since I've been here, I come upon an insatiable blood-lust every time some hapless adventurer comes down here. The sight of their blood flowing freely as my melodies stirs me wondrously so.
"Besides, I haven't used a bow ever since I picked up an instrument, and I would never want to stain my instruments in red.
"I also refuse to use a whip. I tried it once and only succeeded in hurting myself. It was unpleasant..."