Hail greatest of scientists, I recently saw an anonymous questioner engage you about your knowledge of the Beast known as Smaug. Well, in my quest to aid The Great Lord, I have obtained images of the Chiefest and Greatest Calamity of his age. Through great personal peril (an the aid of a light footed, albeit small creature) I found the Beast in his lair, though he seemed less than pleased at our intrusion. The Dragon was huge, even this photograph does not do his size justice, enraged by our interruption of his slumber, he took his anger out on a nearby town, destroying it completely in three fell swoops of his flaming breath.
I pray that this image can aid in the victory of The Great Lord of the Dark.
((Oops, I wasnāt sure how to actually answer this (like, reblog the post with my answer) and itās been sitting in my inbox for Ages, soā¦sorry)) This beast intrigues me, especially if it can belch out flames at will. But a picture does little for my research. Bring me a specimen, alive or dead, adolescent or adult, and I can begin research. For now, all this provides me is an unreliable frame of reference.
((Oh, credit to anothergenericindividual for the post. You always send me cool stuff))














