A bird must fly. A man must breathe. I must sass.

@askagholam so close….

It’s only a matter of time until they make a mistake!

I think that was an abomination that you shouldn’t have created.

So I have been told. Repeatedly, by all of you. I shall reply the way I always have: Since when do any of your opinions have any bearing on my work?

Since you managed to create something that is having a torrid love affair with Padan Fain.

But that is quite literally impossible. Barid, are you drunk?

I’m not drunk, but I wish I was. No, Aginor, the bloody thing really is having a torrid love affair. I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing it. The how of it is baffling, especially since the gholam is literally falling through the darkness of skimming.

It’s WHAT?! DARKNESS TAKE ME, WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?! That may have been the last of one of my masterpieces! How could you be so careless?

Look great master i’m not going to sugarcoat it… things have not been going great for me.

When you were found, were you alone? Please tell me one of your brothers or sisters were in the stasis box. By the by, who in the Great Lord’s name managed to trap you? Was it an Aes Sedai or an Asha'man?

Unfortunately, it is impossible to retrieve you from the void. Unless this so-called “love affair” means you meet physically. Then perhaps I could study this Fain creature and establish a bridge of sorts.

Oh well, I’ve gotten used to falling by now. I can wait. 

Every step of this plan is as perfect as you are <3!

I think that was an abomination that you shouldn’t have created.

So I have been told. Repeatedly, by all of you. I shall reply the way I always have: Since when do any of your opinions have any bearing on my work?

Since you managed to create something that is having a torrid love affair with Padan Fain.

But that is quite literally impossible. Barid, are you drunk?

I’m not drunk, but I wish I was. No, Aginor, the bloody thing really is having a torrid love affair. I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing it. The how of it is baffling, especially since the gholam is literally falling through the darkness of skimming.

It’s WHAT?! DARKNESS TAKE ME, WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?! That may have been the last of one of my masterpieces! How could you be so careless?

Look great master i’m not going to sugarcoat it… things have not been going great for me.

When you were found, were you alone? Please tell me one of your brothers or sisters were in the stasis box. By the by, who in the Great Lord’s name managed to trap you? Was it an Aes Sedai or an Asha'man?

Unfortunately, it is impossible to retrieve you from the void. Unless this so-called “love affair” means you meet physically. Then perhaps I could study this Fain creature and establish a bridge of sorts.

Oh well, I’ve gotten used to falling by now. I can wait. 

I think that was an abomination that you shouldn’t have created.

So I have been told. Repeatedly, by all of you. I shall reply the way I always have: Since when do any of your opinions have any bearing on my work?

Since you managed to create something that is having a torrid love affair with Padan Fain.

But that is quite literally impossible. Barid, are you drunk?

I’m not drunk, but I wish I was. No, Aginor, the bloody thing really is having a torrid love affair. I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing it. The how of it is baffling, especially since the gholam is literally falling through the darkness of skimming.

It’s WHAT?! DARKNESS TAKE ME, WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?! That may have been the last of one of my masterpieces! How could you be so careless?

Look great master i’m not going to sugarcoat it… things have not been going great for me.

When you were found, were you alone? Please tell me one of your brothers or sisters were in the stasis box. By the by, who in the Great Lord’s name managed to trap you? Was it an Aes Sedai or an Asha'man?

I think that was an abomination that you shouldn’t have created.

So I have been told. Repeatedly, by all of you. I shall reply the way I always have: Since when do any of your opinions have any bearing on my work?

Since you managed to create something that is having a torrid love affair with Padan Fain.

But that is quite literally impossible. Barid, are you drunk?

I’m not drunk, but I wish I was. No, Aginor, the bloody thing really is having a torrid love affair. I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing it. The how of it is baffling, especially since the gholam is literally falling through the darkness of skimming.

It’s WHAT?! DARKNESS TAKE ME, WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?! That may have been the last of one of my masterpieces! How could you be so careless?

Look great master i’m not going to sugarcoat it… things have not been going great for me.

oh my great lord, dad, get out of my liiiiiiife!

Including the best murder friend <3

Have you tried… blood?

Me too

Aww, thanks babe <3

You fuckers don’t know about my Evil Mist, it’s Evil inside a Mist and it’s unstoppable.

Sounds like the perfect day to me! You can have al’Thor, I’ll take Cauthon, and we’ll split Aybara. 

Uh, how about no?

I think you might be biased here Aybara, you should take a step back and look at this more openly.

I’m going to have to agree with Perrin here. How about copies of the three of us? I can make some, and even pick the flavors for you!

Copies? COPIES? Ugh. Ew. That’s no way to treat an old friend, al'Thor

I second what my murderfriend said. Where’s the fun if no one is suffering?!

Sounds like the perfect day to me! You can have al’Thor, I’ll take Cauthon, and we’ll split Aybara. 

Uh, how about no?

I think you might be biased here Aybara, you should take a step back and look at this more openly.

Sounds like the perfect day to me! You can have al’Thor, I’ll take Cauthon, and we’ll split Aybara.