How about some Chopin?

//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa: Hey nice hair Ms. Curly ass fro You’re out of control Mine is slick like the snow Your right it’s petty to just focus on your look Should we focus on talent 'cause we know you can't cook Go ahead and threaten me with your little wooden weapon But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m straight rippin’ from Narnia And if you walk out the door now I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida: That’s rich coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping 'cause I thought we kept it classy With the noises coming out your mouth I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself by keepin’ everything inside Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead! Now you’re ill in the head - If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red - Hair! Cause you changed your sis Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this To be upstaged by we the new dominate race I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa: Don’t pop your top you unreasonable scot If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear how the hell is that fair? At least when I try and change people I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate But I know the only reason you say you can Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida: Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght 'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so take my solemn advice dear. And let it go.

WHO WON WHO’S NEXT?

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

i have amazing fashion sense ok

And put your eyebrows down! 

tsundereslasher:

#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

wait i’m sorry

but does anyone else notice how in the second gif, they are so busy staring into each others eyes that merlin doesn’t notice the jug being taken from him?

I’m not in this fandom but I am the guy on the right in the second gif

Other people came here to eat dinner, your highness