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Hey there, lil Robin

Feel free to ask me, Roger Barel, anything! I am open to everything including roleplay and NSFW, but do keep in mind that I am busy researching and might not get to everything. Good things come to robins who wait.

Sorry, minors and ageless blogs, I don't feel comfortable interacting you. Don’t take it personally. I am a former medical doctor, and I work for a dark organization. With that mind, this blog will contain dark themes and topics from time to time. Dark topics include corpses, blood, medical instruments such as syringes, medical malpractice, trauma, and more. You have been warned. Please don't ask me for medical advice. I am not licensed anymore, and I don't want to get into any more legal trouble than I already am. If you don't heed this advice, I will tell you to rub salt on your wounds. I am more than happy to interact with OCs and other askblogs as long as they pay for a good lager at the pub. I don't have a route out just yet, so I might not fully be in-character.

Wanna bring some to my attention or have me join in on the thread? Don’t hesitate to say my name (@ask-roger-barel); I’ll hear you no matter where you are.

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I like scoping around and seeing what y’all have to say about me and my peers. See what I have found in #roger reblogs

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Currently, this blog is being run by @wackyweirdwriter. This list may change or grow in the future. This is a Ikemen Villains fan-made blog and is not run by Cybird. Cybird owns and maintains the copyright to Ikemen Villains: Wrapped in Wicked Romance. If this blog does have medical information on it, it is for fictional roleplay purposes and should not be followed. This is Victorian medicine, not modern medicine. Most of all, this blog is for fun!

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science by roger barel

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littlewitty

Roger at the breakfast table after overhearing Kate’s guts being rearranged the night before:

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I am researching on curses you see So this is something I am stuck on basically Because should folklore be considered the same as fairytales, it gives some curse bearers an unfair advantage against other curse users. But at the same time, there are some regions where there aren't as many fairy tales as there are folklore so.....does that mean that region just had less curse users? My point is that this may have a loophole and I am.....i don't know what to do further from this so...help me

Hmm... fairytales aren't the exact same as folklore since fairytales are a type of folklore. I am not sure how curse users are distributed around the world because it's hard to even gather records in the first place. I expect that we would see a random distribution. Ellis and Jude are both British, but the oldest record of Sleeping Beauty is in French. If fairytales were region-locked, we would expect to only see briar curse users and thirteenth curse users from France.

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What's your perfect night out? Bar crawl? Watch a fight? Try to woo some ladies?

Also, did you know sound travels about 4x faster in water?

Perfect Night out... just me, myself, and I with a few beers. Not a pub crawl because after while, you don't even taste the beer anymore. I just like to sit there and enjoy the atmosphere in my favorite pub. Sadly, yes... I try to avoid missions that have me go underwater because it's harder to avoid sensory overload.

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lalathemediterraneanmermaid

I don't know what to say or how to react to this sudden information, but 👁️🫦👁️

Also, I've tried to measure how much that would be and I feel like I don't want to know the real measure... I have a pretty slender fingers, 1.5 cm wide (that would make 5 to 6 cm wide), but I feel like one Roger's finger would, at least, double that, so 3 cm each finger. With that we have that just 3 of his fingers would be something like 9 cm, and 4, which is crazy, would be 12 cm... At this point I don't know if I should be scared or concerned...

rjthirsty

Be both. Also be horny.

rogerbarel

So I've had this in my drafts for over a month. Because before I could respond, I needed something.

You see, I don't remember what event prompted her to say this, but at some point last year, my darling @typewriting-robin compared Roger's fingers to mozzarella sticks. While I was, unbeknownst to her, eating mozz sticks. This has become our unofficial measure for Roger's fingers.

So I needed mozzarella sticks. (And Trey Nui because he does science and I don't.)

NSFW/NSFT discussion under the Read More, doin' Roger Barel finger and dick math with mozz sticks. Sorry, everypony. I needed to know.

rogerbarel

@ask-roger-barel asking as someone who may be you or who may just be impersonating you when convenient... how's my math? 😝

ask-roger-barel

Your math is good, and it checks out so far. I found the NIH's study about penis preferences in American women; however, I got that British blood in me. BJU International looked into British men to establish a medical reference, but the focus was on average lengths while flaccid, not erect. According to Lloyds Pharmacy, the average UK erection is between 12 to 16 cm with the circumference of around 12 cm. I am not sure how much I trust their sources, but it's a point of reference. Measuring my own hands, my index finger is 6.8 cm in circumference around my first knuckle which is quite close to your mozzarella stick measurements. Three of my fingers together has a 12.8 cm circumference at the widest point/my first knuckles, and four of my fingers is 15.4 cm at the widest point. I stole some of Al's toys to compare. Two of his toys that require a similar three to four finger prep are 13.5 cm and 17 cm in circumference. Based on the 12.8cm to 15.4cm range from my hands, it's safe to assume that my circumference is between 5.03 in to 6.06 in. Based on your Reddit findings, my circumference would lay closer to 6.06in than 5.03in. Sometimes, it's not about the length of the swords. It's about the girth of the handle ;)

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How much time do you spend looking at pictures of Ale, when you can't see him?

Roger pulls out his wallet and long series of Ale photos unfolds. Not enough time... never enough time... I always miss him.

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Hello Roger :D

What do you think

Can folklore and fairytales be considered the same thing?

Great Ask, little Robin. Fairy Tales are a type of Folklore, so... you could say all fairy tales are folklore, but not all folklore is fairy tales. It's like squares and rectangles.

I don't bother too much with the specifics because fancy distinctions can confuse people. Depending on what you are researching, you could put them together.

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POV: Bri’ish

#britain #british #heinz beans

bontu-the-l0ver

I'm sucking beer

@ask-roger-barel want some?

ask-roger-barel

Gimme ... *ahem* Please gimme... and no, I, Roger Barel... have never ever in my life made a mistake...

bontu-the-l0ver

I'm giving you a packet each month if you give full access to your arsenal of potions

ask-roger-barel

First of all, they aren’t potions like some sort of made-up magic. They are medicinal concoctions.

Second, how many are in pack? I got to know what I’m bartering for first.

bontu-the-l0ver

Around 40

I can make it 2 packs each month

ask-roger-barel

Roger strokes his chin, deeply considering the offer.

Okay, but why do you want access to my concoctions in the first place? This deal sounds almost too good to be true.

bontu-the-l0ver

I need your aphrodisiacs... And other stuff.

ask-roger-barel

Aphrodisiacs I can understand but what do you mean by other stuff?

bontu-the-l0ver

I promise I won't kill anyone.

ask-roger-barel

After considering this deal in heavy detail, I have decided to accept your offer. Just make sure you wash your hands before you touch anything and after you touch something. We don’t need ya getting some wacky infection.

Hot Take but…

Isaac Newton might have fought Robert Hooke, but I deeply appreciate him and Lewis Pasteur for helping us understand microbes and germ theory.

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kibby-reaper

Roger when Victor said drinks were on him

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ask-roger-barel

It’s best to drink till you’re drunk when someone else is paying :)

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bontu-the-l0ver

I'm sucking beer

@ask-roger-barel want some?

ask-roger-barel

Gimme ... *ahem* Please gimme... and no, I, Roger Barel... have never ever in my life made a mistake...

bontu-the-l0ver

I'm giving you a packet each month if you give full access to your arsenal of potions

ask-roger-barel

First of all, they aren’t potions like some sort of made-up magic. They are medicinal concoctions.

Second, how many are in pack? I got to know what I’m bartering for first.

bontu-the-l0ver

Around 40

I can make it 2 packs each month

ask-roger-barel

Roger strokes his chin, deeply considering the offer.

Okay, but why do you want access to my concoctions in the first place? This deal sounds almost too good to be true.

bontu-the-l0ver

I need your aphrodisiacs... And other stuff.

ask-roger-barel

Aphrodisiacs I can understand but what do you mean by other stuff?

bontu-the-l0ver

I'm sucking beer

@ask-roger-barel want some?

ask-roger-barel

Gimme ... *ahem* Please gimme... and no, I, Roger Barel... have never ever in my life made a mistake...

bontu-the-l0ver

I'm giving you a packet each month if you give full access to your arsenal of potions

ask-roger-barel

First of all, they aren’t potions like some sort of made-up magic. They are medicinal concoctions.

Second, how many are in pack? I got to know what I’m bartering for first.

bontu-the-l0ver

Around 40

I can make it 2 packs each month

ask-roger-barel

Roger strokes his chin, deeply considering the offer.

Okay, but why do you want access to my concoctions in the first place? This deal sounds almost too good to be true.

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