Ask the Handomari family

Sekido (怒): What the absolute fuck is this? No we are not partaking in your stupid ask blog.

Karaku (楽): You're no fun. We're doing this as a family whether you like it or not, Sekido.

Urogi (喜): Gosh, Chicory! You got this all set up for us? You are too kind.

Aizetsu (哀): Let's just get this over with.

Zohakuten (憎): Fuck what all of you think, we're doing this.

Urami (恨): C'mon everyone, when was the last time we did something as a family?

Zetsubou (悲): I'm with Zoha and Dad on this one.

"Anyways! I'll be your moderator for today: Chicory. Put your submissions in, everyone.

Don't worry, we're not going anywhere."

(Editing Chicory here: here are the rules

Basic DNI stuff

NSFW asks are allowed for everyone except Zohakuten and Zetsubou, they haven't even graduated from Kimetsu Academy. It should be a given.

Other than that; go buck wild everyone ^^)

楽 : Kiddos, who wants to make 500 yen?

憎 : How?

楽 : I need someone to take the fall

恨 : Oh my god...

悲 : What did you do?

楽 : I can't say. Yes or No. No questions asked

恨 : OH MY GOD!!!!

Zohakuten and Zetsubou look at each other

憎 : Make it 5,000

楽 : Bet

Karaku hoists Zohakuten over his shoulder

楽 : I FOUND HIM, DAD! IT WAS ZOHA!

I'm Tab / Clown, but you can call me whatever you want!

Question for everyone,

Do your prefer wearing necklaces, bracelets, earrings, anklets, or nothing at all?

I'm asking because I can make some jewelry for you all :3

喜: Ooh! I like just about anything. That's something we have in common, Tab. I love making my own jewelry.

楽: Earings all the way, baby

怒: Necklaces.

哀: Necklaces...

憎: Earings.

悲: Same as Urogi...

恨: I'm not much of a jewelery person.

Believe it or no, Zoha (along with Zetsu(bo)) are some of the most emotionally mature members of the family.

Sekido is straight. He's always given me straight A's, straight-faced, straight-everything vibes. There has to be one straight brother, a'ight

Karaku, however, is anything but straight. Dude is pansexual

Urogi, like his older brother, is also open to everyone. But i think it matters more to him than Karaku, so he's omnisexual (like me uwu)

I've seen so many hc that Aizetsu is a softy for ladies floating around, but my bestie loves him to bits, so he's bi

Any versions of Zohakuten are sex-repulsed in my mind; Asexual

Zetsubo is Asexual Bi-romantic

And Urami, despite appearing straight all of his life, is bi-curious. Managi got him curious

Extras below:

怒: Lemme guess, you want some damn fries with those?

(Just fucking with him, that this point) "Where I'm from, fries are called potato Jeremies."

怒: FUCK! IT'S THE VAMPIRE!

"What?"

哀: Sighs... pocket rice, go...

Chicory kneels down to clean up the rice. But the brothers think she's counting it in their head.

怒: What the hell was that?

哀: Very old vampire lore, apparently.

Merry Chrismas Tumblr

I made Mikan (Zetsubou and Sekido's cat) using a Picrew

哀: if you take a nail and put it in a hole

楽: (snickers)

哀: Shut up... and you hammer it...

楽: (snickers even more)

哀: (at the) Shut up...

楽: (same time) Shut up.

哀: It might not go in all at the same time...

楽: (dies of laughter)

"Here's an idea: what if mayonnaise came in a can?"

喜: That would kinda suck, because you can't microwave metal

also congrats on being gay chicory!!!

"Thanks?"

喜: Hey, I've been knowing how to drive.

楽: Yeah! He's my designated driver.

"Hey, everyone... I'm gay."

怒: Yeah, no shit!

恨: Easy, Sekido. Thank you for telling us, Chicory.

Most of the family revolted with disgust. Karaku was the only ones who found anon funny. Chicory took it literally

"Sure." She sucked the tampon dry of the blood that was on it.