#urogi

• MIGHT have lost his shit when he smelt your blood in the air of your shared home. Like YOU'RE injured? Who in the right mind would attack YOU?

• He practically blitzed inside before spotting you and quickly found out the problem. He took a second to calm down from the delicious scent of your blood before approaching you in your cramping state.

• He'd rub your back for a little before confirming his suspicions.

• He's had wives before, even if he didn't care for them, he knows what it is and what to do for optimal pleasure at least on a base level.

• Probably researched it after seeing you in such a horrid mood and what hormonal changes were happening during your period to cause it then finding out your uterus is quite literally shredding itself apart. He now knows it is not 'just a little bleeding'.

• He is now spooked because he's in an unknown space and doesn't have the knowledge. If you probably don't have that big of knowledge on it, (which is probably common) that just scares him more but he'll never show it. He kinda sucks at that.

• He is kinda horrified at the lack of research about it, such vital cycles for the continuation of human beings and barely a book or study done about them (he gains a new perspective and is now a little untrustworthy at any doctor's appointment you have)

• Would do a study himself as a disguised doctor and find out more. He's got all the time in the world after all. Just for the knowledge, wondering how such knowledge on basic anatomy slipped through the cracks.

• He whispered to you to bring your attention on him and letting you hug him and spill out all your displeasures

• Hates how disorderly and unpredictable your periods are sometimes but never voices it

• He tried get an idea of the schedule of your period but sometimes doesn't expect it if it skips or comes early/late

• If you yell at him to get you something out of your mood swings or whatever, he'll encourage a slightly 'better' tone. He has standards after all but they only apply to everyone but him and you on good days.

• "MUZAN KIBUTSUJI!"

• "Yes my mortal?"

• "FOOD, NOW!"

• "With that kind of tone? Have you lost something my love?"

• "Food, now. Please."

• "Of course, that was much better; Now, what would you like?"

• No demon is going near you under ANY circumstances. You're HIS, his alone. He does it out of your safety because he doesn't trust his demons with you.

• He allows you to be more affectionate, he'd hate to make his darling sad and in pain without valid reason

• He shifts the temperature in his hands to warm your stomach, somehow always just right

• Lowkey uses it to push you to become a demon "You know my moon, female demons don't get periods as their bodies never grow old and feel the need to reproduce the way you do. Sounds pretty nice huh?" His sharpened nails graze your skin as he talks.

• You get absolute royalty treatment and the uppermoons bend to your will. They would rather not have you complain to Muzan and them getting whooped for DARING to upset their KING's precious darling.

• Like extremely soft with you, will deny it at every possible time and when he is soft, his hands twitch like he wants to pull away as if in a self-control game

• Overall royalty treatment, would tear apart the world for your pleasure

• "Come on, my flower. I'm here, look at me please? The uppermoons have brought you delicious human food for you. Just like you asked for. I'm sure it smells delicious to you."

Kokushibo

• Has enough self-control to endure the scent of your blood filling his senses but he is PISSED. His aura changes and everyone can definitely feel it. You'll blink and suddenly you'll feel his rough hands checking you. A certain glare in his eyes.

• Finding nothing on you, he's confused, did his senses increase? Does he just smell the blood from where it's supposed to be?

• His little confused face is the cutest thing, his eyes are a little wider and maybe an eye will twitch and a small frown will appear on his face

• You'll explain your problem to him, his mouth will make a cute little 'o' and he'll relax.

• Eventually gets it and will start expecting it every month

• He'll ask questions and stay next to you, he's not one to trust other demons either. Not like they would try anyway; any demon that gets too close feels his pressuring aura before they even try anything.

• If you yell at him, he'll have no outside reaction but there's a certain tone in his voice.

• "KOKUSHIBO!"

• "Hm?"

• "FOOD! NOW!"

• "You really wanna speak to me like that (Y/N)?"

• "No.."

• "You wanna try again? With manners?"

• He tends to overheat in the warmer months so if you need warmth and he's not busy with training or Muzan's work he'll let you take his hand hold it but no cuddles until it's generally colder and he gets to rest.

• Feels guilty because the scent of your blood makes him hungry but won't say that

• Lets you play with his hair as a stress reliever. He has a lot to work with after all. You can even try and yank it if you wish, his hair is as thick as climbing rope, you're not going to tear it nor will he even feel you pulling it

• Overall really nice, silent but there, like a calm smell in the air almost

• "Hm, my hair? You wanna brush my hair? I guess you can, I can't say it will be the most peaceful experience. It is quite tangled after all these years as I don't find the best value in it. But I have no doubt you will defeat those tangles my moonlight. You are the strongest human I know."

Douma

• The calmest about smelling your blood in the air, but he's in no way calm in a normal sense. The human that made him feel all these new things? Injured? Impossible!

• Also the most knowledgeable about what you're going through, since having been around women a lot of the time.

• He sits and snuggles next to you, "My love~, are you on your cycle? Ahh, I see, come here."

• He usually runs ICE cold so he'll probably douse a cloth in hot water and place it right where it needs to be. (he's burned you and himself a couple times by accident since he can't feel/ignores the pain.)

• His followers praise and take care of you

• He constantly praises you with physical and non-physical affection

• If you yell at him out of mood swings, he won't really care; he knows it's just hormones, right?

• "DOUMA."

• "Yes my baby?"

• "GET OVER HERE!"

• "Of course!"

• "I want cuddles!"

• "Of course, what position?"

• Overall unexpectedly amazing treatment.

• "Are you cramping baby?! Can I help it? Physical injuries aren't the only thing I can fix. Please?.."

(Gang he's losing it)

Akaza

• The angriest one when the scent of your blood is in your system. Just below Sekido and Muzan probably, he doesn't even need to pause to fight against his instincts. He cares much more for your safety over his hunger.

• He practically smashes through the door, promptly scaring you which makes your cramps hurt more

• You explain what's wrong and he calms down. His muscles still flexed from adrenaline

• His body is oddly very warm due to his short temper. His hands and cheeks make perfect heating pads!

• He gives you really strong physical affection

• His muscles make excellent pillows! If only he'd put his pride aside just enough to where his face isn't pink when you do cuddle.

• You'll have to wrestle him for cuddles, he goes easy on you and if you get in position; he'll just accept his fate and close his eyes.

• He can get really happy cuddling you but also really stiff and blushy

• Will deny it if you spot his blush and point it out

• Douma might bug you or come around just to mess with Akaza. He won't try anything but Akaza will get anxious and mad anyway.

• If you yell at him out of mood swings he blinks and just follows what you say while gasing you up with compliments. Are you challenging him? Are you angry at him? He is confused.

• "AKAZA!"

• "Yes, my beautiful, perfect, love of my life?"

• "COME HERE."

• "OKKK!?"

• You kiss him and lean into his arms, he obviously holds you while stuttering over his words.

• "Uh..thank you..Y/N."

• Overall pretty okay!

• "You want me to..lay my face on your stomach? But, uh..I can't say it'll be comfy- HMPh! Okay! okay..I get it."

Hantengu Clones (- Zohakuten, Hantengu, and Urami)

(Apologies how short theirs are, I don't have much ideas how to expand on them because I haven't written them in a while)

Aizetsu

• Gets panicky about smelling your blood, at your side as fast as he can be.

• He starts to cry a little and holds you closely

• You explain it and he's like 'oh, saddening..'

• Definitely another one to critique your uterus about being weak "Your body is hurting you over such big decisions, how sad."

• His hold is more gentle then you'd think considering how condescending he sounds at times

• He's pretty cold but he'll definitely wrap you up in blankets before holding you.

• Kinda whiny if you tell him to go away or get an attitude due to cramps or hormones

"Aizetsu."

"Yes human?"

"Off, you're cold."

"Nooo, I can get you another blanket lovee."

Sekido

• Gets FURIOUS about smelling your blood, all he really feels IS anger but like this is peak anger

• His hold on you is gruff and he snarls like a territorial animal at whatever he thinks could have hurt you

• You explain, he's like 'what?' but not in a 'I don't understand way' but in a 'THAT'S what this is?' way.

• Thinks it's 'fucking stupid' and 'a complete waste of what time you have' but tries to help anyway, don't initiate anything at first though. Tell and he'll come to you. Since he tends to be explosive and unpredictable when reacting at stimuli due to his bottomless anger

• Another walking heater, might also try like electroshock therapy (if you can call it therapeutic) to counter the cramps

"Agh! Sekido!-" You say as he put a little too much voltage into one of his fingers.

"Shut it goddammit I know!- Just stop squirming.."

"Hmph.."

"I said shush it! You make it hard to focus, laying down like that!"

Karaku

• Gets this weird feeling about smelling your blood, he's not pleased by it but he's not exactly angry just, his stomach gets an ache, but not a hunger ache. He can't explain it

• Slides into your bed and hold you, which makes you squirm at first before you see this distant look on his face, his joking, sassy nature benched for now.

• His hands, that he can never seem to get off of you, poke you in all sorts of ways, they take your mind off the pain but my GOD it's annoying

• You explain it and he goes back to 'normal', joking and poking your lower abdomen

• He's the pleasure clone, you know what he's going to ask.

• "No."

• "But I didn't even ask yet!-"

• "No."

• "It would make you feel better I promise~"

• "No."

• "More like 'no' fun."

Urogi

• Gets unnerved about smelling your blood, he's not used to it and his boundless joy is hard to overcome. He actually cares about you, and smelling your blood means you're hurt. He can't exactly be happy about that. So he's a little everywhere

• Because of his bird-nature, he's definitely the most territorial out of the clones, it's in his animal nature.

• Finds you and checks over you, rubbing his scent on you with his wings. Which causes you to explain

• He's a little stupid, and more confused but you're not injured so he's back to being happy

• Definitely another warm one, definitely wraps you up in his wings and all. Thing is he doesn't stop moving or squirming because he has so much energy

• "Quit moving Urogi! I'm trying to sleep here."

• "Sorry sorry lovey! I'm just so excited to hold you like this!"

• "Inside voice.."

• "Sorry sorry.."

Gyutaro

• Smells your blood and LOSES it, scratching at his face until it bleeds himself

• Finds you and throws a little fit or groans and complains before you explain and he kind of? understands?

• Treats you preciously, constantly rubbing your cheeks and waist while uttering sweet words

• At your side most of the time

• Steals stuff for you, pillows, snacks, you name it

• Asks Daki to help because of her disguse

• Also really rude about it but also praises you for being so strong "Such a pretty body stained with the smell of blood. You should rest more y'know? being born with such a body..."

• Really tight holds, his insecurities get a hold of him and his body makes sure you're not going anywhere. Will lighten up if you ask

• "You're still so pretty y'know..?"

• "Gyutaro you've said that 20 times already.."

• "So? I want you to know this 'period' thing doesn't repulse me y'know?"

• "You're a demon, of course it doesn't."

• "If I was human again it still wouldn't.."

• Cuddles himself into your stomach, likes being the little spoon more so you can hold him. He craves it.

• Overall you are PRAISED so do with that what you will

• "You have such gentle hands Y/N..take care of them okay?"

Daki (You're around her age)

• Smells your blood and throws a TANTRUM. Full brat behavior until she sees you're completely fine.

• She's really rude about it but only towards your uterus "Ugh, your little human body can't handle the fact you don't want kids at this age? How ugly, that's why being a demon so much better. Won't you become a demon? Pleaseeee? You'd be a beautiful demon, I know it."

• When she's disguised as an oiran, she makes the house bend to your will and comfort. The servants are allowed to give you things but are NOT allowed to touch you in any way. Their skin and touch is ugly and she will not allow it to touch your perfect, beautiful self.

• As her young mind, she can't understand your mood swings are a human body thing and thinks it's the servants' fault and punishes them instead.

• "Dakii.."

• "What did they do?"

• "Nothing, I want hug.."

• "A hug? Fine,"

• "You're not going to abandon me right??"

• "What?! No! Did one of the servants tell you that!? Who was it!!?"

• "No-"

• Really loving! Like all for cuddles at night

• Wraps you up in her Obi Sash when out of disguise to keep you nice and cozy

• Overall really sweet hidden under the rough words

• "You're so beautiful like this. Your blood smells pretty just like youuu."

Overall: You are taken care of 💥

you were horrified and also crying from trying not to laugh

then your child shouted “FUCKASS FATHER!”

the silence between you and muzan were loud

muzan blinked slowly before turning to you, and said, “this was your idea.”

you, still wheezing “well you're the one who’s cursing here”

kokushibo

your child doesn’t curse because neither you nor kokushibo do

they don’t even know what a curse word is

when another kid says one, your child will ask what is the meaning of it, “what’s a… bitch?”

and kokushibo hears this and calmly says, “do not repeat that.”

so when you opened the idea of “bathroom cursing”, it genuinely confuses kokushibo

“why would someone assign foul language to a location?”

your child thinks “stupid” is already a very bad word

they once called a old man “mean” and kokushibo was like: “strong choice of words.”

douma

the bathroom door hasn’t even clicked shut yet and your child’s already yelling, “shit, piss, damn!!”

douma? laughing his ass off outside the door like it’s the best thing ever

you knew it was him because there’s no way your 4-year-old learned “dumbass bitch” from bedtime stories

“douma.”

“yes, my lovely lotus?”

“why does our child know the word ‘skank’?”

“baby, context matters. they used it correctly.”

he even claps when your child string together a sentence full of swear words with proper grammar

and when your child said “motherfucker” for the first time, douma cried from pride

akaza

thought it was dumb at first, but agreed because you asked

walks your child to the bathroom like they’re going to war

stands guard outside like a bodyguard while little angry yells echo inside

hears “bastard bitch!” and tries not to laugh

your kid comes out calm like they just had therapy

“feel better?” akaza asks, ruffling their hair

but he does teaches them how to throw a punch instead of cursing

sekido

let’s be honest, your child doesn’t even need the bathroom pass because cursing runs in their blood.

the first word they said wasn’t “mama” or “papa”… it was “shit.”

sekido didn’t even flinch. just went, “good. speak with conviction.”

they’ll throw a tantrum and scream, “they’re all dumbasses!” and sekido’s like, “exactly.”

karaku

thinks it’s hilarious and encourages it

“oh? you’re mad? go scream about it in the bathroom, baby.”

the kid’s insults are ✨creative✨ because of him

hears “slutty crusty bitch” echo from the bathroom and proudly goes, “i taught them that one.” and his quadruplets just stare at the door, horrified, because they know how small your child is

claps when they’re extra vulgar.

you eventually have to ban him from encouraging them too much.

and he actually told you to go to the bathroom to curse which you whacked him

he bribes your child with snacks to invent new insults

teaches them to say it with flair: “say it like you mean it!”

urogi

laughs so hard he falls over when he hears them curse

thinks it’s adorable when their tiny voice yells “asshat!”

if urogi hears their curses from outside he will hype them up.

cheers like they won a sports game.

also taught your child to growl when mad like him.

urogi will then gets scolded by you for making it a full event.

the bathroom is now known as “the scream zone.”

even you can’t stay mad with how silly they both are.

aizetsu

doesn’t love it, but lets it slide

“if it helps them… i guess it’s fine…”

stands quietly outside the door, looking stressed

he winces at every word they say

they once said “dumbfuck traitor” and aizetsu nearly cried

gently reminds them afterward, “please… don’t speak like that outside…”

teaches them to journal instead, but lets them keep the cursing bathroom as backup

tries to sneak in affirmations between curses

“i hate everything!” your child will probably say after not getting what they want

and your husband will be like “but you’re still loved…”

gyutaro

was suspicious of the idea but shrugged

“tch. if it keeps ‘em from blowin’ up somewhere else…”

your child goes inside yelling “ugly, greasy, busted dumbass!” and he’s like “heh. sounds familiar.”

lowkey touched that they’re expressing themselves

but when they shout “pissface daddy” he kicks the door lightly: “hey. tone it down.”

tells them stories while they’re in there

“i used to scream in alleys. you get a whole bathroom, lucky brat.”

if they cry mid-curse, he comforts them awkwardly but gently

he stands by the door the whole time, even if he pretends not to care.

🍒 reblogs and notes are appreciated !

smth about holding hands (scandalous!!)

this one was something about a kiss before -> after

i drew the clones to have natural yaeba teeth bc i thought it funny they were just unfairly attractive for dudes with rancid personalities, and gyu a poor bystander

Muzan

Controversial take: Yes, and it’s his idea

Gets the biggest boner, every time

You have to call him Daddy outside the bedroom too btw

You’re not equals. He likes to remind you

He doesn't want to be a real Daddy, though. Don't get it twisted

This is purely a power imbalance kink

Call him Daddy… or else

Kokushibo

A little uncomfortable the first time you do it, but he’s… not mad at it?!

You make him discover something about himself

Call him Daddy, you're gonna make him a Daddy

Creampie creampie creampie

He doesn't actually want a kid though, he just likes the idea of you being pregnant

Daddy will actually be a little pissed if his new kink has consequences

Whoops

Douma

He lets you do it, but does he like it?

I think he's indifferent, but he'll pretend like he's into it

If he's inside you, he'll moan like a pornstar when you say it

Because he neither likes nor dislikes it, you're safe

Anything to make you happy, cutie

Akaza

Okay, in the bedroom, every once in awhile? I actually think Akaza could let it slide...

When he's balls deep in you, you could get away with just about anything

As long as you don't open foreplay with Daddy. You've got to ease him into it

He's not into it like Muzan and Kokushibo, but he's not going to get soft when you say it

Outside the bedroom? Weird. Don't do it

Hantengu

Probably get soft and piss himself from fear if you called him Daddy idk

He doesn't need anyone else treating him like a father figure in ANY capacity

"My therapist said p-p-p-p-parenting triggers my PTSD."

He has never been to a therapist btw

Also never been diagnosed with PTSD

Seriously, what is he waffling on about?

Urami

We're entering heavy headcanon territory

Modern AU Urami, in my brain, is Hantengu's younger brother

So he's old, but not grandpa old. Not yet.

He doesn't have a wife or kids, so he tries to parent Hantengu's sons

Resents his older brother with every fiber of his being (Resentment demon, you see the vision?)

Anyway

Call him Daddy if you want to make him feel better about himself

Easiest way to make him cum btw

Sekido and the other brats won't even call him Uncle... his life is torture

Sekido

Will berate you until you cry

"How dare you?"

He didn't get soft when you said it, but he's still livid

He calls you a fatherless whore for having a Daddy kink

Insecure much?!

While you're a sobbing mess, he'll pressure you into make-up sex

Protect your peace. Find a new guy to call Daddy

Karaku

Daddy is not on this man's list of kinks, believe it or not

Karaku has a complex

He has rough sex with women on the daily, but only because it's easy

He doesn't know it yet, but his true passion lies in being a submissive brat

"Daddy" and "submissive brat" don't go together

Now... who to awaken him?

Aizetsu

Heavily influenced by Sekido's misogyny, because that's his favorite brother

But instead of arguing with you about it until you cry, he's the one who starts crying

"I can't believe you're such a slut!!" he says through tears

Will guilt trip you into sex

Before you do the deed, you promise not to call him daddy again, but that's a big mistake

"Why are you treating me like I'm the bad guy?!?"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Urogi

The most irresponsible Hantengu son loves to be called Daddy

He think it's "fun"

It doesn't do much for him in terms of sex, though. He actually prefers Daddy outside the bedroom

If it pisses Sekido and Aizetsu off, Urogi is all for it

Also, since you call him Daddy, you're cool if he doesn't pull out, right?

Gyokko

I'm not going to shame you

But Gyokko is going to shame you

Will tell all his friends you called him Daddy to embarrass you, because he's a loudmouth

He calls himself Daddy, in the third person

Beats the horse until it's dead and buried

Gyutaro

"The fuck?"

Actually disgusted

Don't call him Daddy, he'll get soft