Jane Austen fan

Just got approved for a new apartment. Feeling good.

Hey. Hey man. You just said that you’re moving to Gotham. Hey. So when you ran over the joker with your car. Where WERE YOU

I was in Gotham! :)

What. How are you. Were you visiting?? Did you just decide to run him over for the love of the game?? I respect it, but what?

No. I was driving home! :)

… Gotham. :)

…You’re moving from Gotham to Gotham

Yes. From Gotham to Gotham. From Manor to Apartment. And soon… from running over the Joker and working at a boring cafe to having a Stable Job™️ #mystablejob

Y’know what. I’m proud of you man. Let’s throw dumpsters at each other homoerotically in an alleyway to celebrate

.... I would like nothing more. Than to obliterate you with a dumpster. Um. But I can't lift. A dumpster. So.... that might.... be a problem...

Im starting to think @ask-evil-tjd and @ask-tjd have face blindness

Well fuck you too

This random guy is glaring at me in this Wendy’s™️

Are you doing anything weird? Eating any questionable food combinations?

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

THAT’S YOU????

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

THAT’S YOU????

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

I get that, but also the ratio of missions where you’ve had to cook while fighting vs missions where you cooked without fighting is not in your favor

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

All that for this SHITHOLE IHOP. WHO THE FUCK—

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

Uh…. Yeah. Definitely. You watch movies too?

Oh yeah! I enjoy movies. Do you prefer cinemas or watching at home?

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Do multiple Tims ask you to homoerotically fight in an alleyway?

I’m going to throw a dumpster at you

In an alley?!

In an alley.

Why would we be in an alley?

I don’t remember seeing those fics on your ao3

Now why do you have my Ao3 user

Because I know you have mine