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You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

Uh…. Yeah. Definitely. You watch movies too?

Oh yeah! I enjoy movies. Do you prefer cinemas or watching at home?

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

Do you… do you want to be friends?

Do multiple Tims ask you to homoerotically fight in an alleyway?

I’m going to throw a dumpster at you

In an alley?!

In an alley.

Why would we be in an alley?

I don’t remember seeing those fics on your ao3

Now why do you have my Ao3 user

Because I know you have mine

I don’t remember seeing those fics on your ao3

Well when you make your selfcest discoveries public you’re gonna get people intrigued

Have you ever discussed polyamory with your beautiful boyfriend in the context of multiversal selfcest? Hi, my name is Timothy Drake, and as of now, apparently I have.

How did that conversation even start?

Physically? No i am not in your walls

Wait youre not already in a throuple with Kon?

in my universe kon and bernard are dating. we’ve been mistaken for a throuple before but that’s because i keep buying stuff for them. why do all the kents have such powerful puppy eyes?

So you’re their platonic sugar daddy. Interesting

Have you ever discussed polyamory with your beautiful boyfriend in the context of multiversal selfcest? Hi, my name is Timothy Drake, and as of now, apparently I have.

How did that conversation even start?

Wait youre not already in a throuple with Kon?

dude i don't understand myself either. which i why i got a therapist. Love you Dr. Quinzel!

Harleen is the best

Woooooow, the dishwasher thing again. Is this your only personality trait?

Dringe™️ is the Tim Drake only dating app. Which clearly you are not on (and would suck at, lol).

everyday i learn something new against my will

Happy pride! Aroace Tims need more visibility.

Slightly concerned as to what you will do/ have done with the cloning machine in your possession

Glad to know even evil has lines they won’t cross

Lawful evil does. I’m like if you crossed lawful evil with the Coca*ne Bear and had him work at Starbucks for four years.

Man i am way to tired to do the psychological thoughts on what defines a person

and this is why my ex wife (robin) signs with a fake middle name. batman somehow has not caught on.

Thank god. At least one robin isn’t an idiot about identity and legality

I LITERALLY DO DRAG IN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HOW AM I AN IDIOT ABOUT HIDING MY IDENTITY

Doing drag in different countries isnt the same as not signing your legal name on papers about illegal vigilantism