Farmer Bean

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

It doesn't

I already said this

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!