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brokenclockgears

oop sorry just lemme scooch past ya sorry about that haha

aperturehrdept-official

{ @ask-alterra-corp GET YOUR WEIRDASS DOG AWAY FROM ME JESUS CHRIST! }

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He don't bite

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COME ONE, COME ALL, AND BEHOLD! A NOTES GAME!

HERE'S THE DEAL: FOR EVERY 10 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I ADD ANOTHER 5 PIXELS TO THE LENGTH OF MY HAT IN THIS DASHING IMAGE

FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!

ask-alterra-corp

ahem

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you have to date the last fictional character u downloaded how is it going

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Voting ended onJun 18

chaos-triangle

Again that is me! Being married to myself is impossible, I think!

aperturehrdept-official

{ @cybermen-official }

{ This could not possibly be worse. }

ask-alterra-corp

*cough* @the-mastercomputer *cough*

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aperturehrdept-official

{ @ask-alterra-corp Nobody can make ‘n actual A.I., huh? ‘s all jus smoke ‘n mirrors. Neural uploads ‘n.. god? I think? That’s what VEGA is, right? }

{ Anyway ‘m point is that A.I. doesn’t damn well exist ‘n people should stop acting like it does. }

ask-alterra-corp

Yeah. It's a little annoying how people think actual AIs can exist. NoA is uhhh.... [..??] yeah lets leave it outta this. [what]

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kidaaaaaa

Happy pride month

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good for him (them idk)

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aperturehrdept-official

Is the robot tf fluid ready for testimg

( The.. what? )

( Anon, we don’t have tech advanced enough to replace organic material with inorganic ones. )

( Ask @ask-alterra-corp if you wanna get your hands on some, they probably have something along those lines. )

ask-alterra-corp

We ain't got anything by those lines. Ask an architect or smth idk.

aperturehrdept-official

( Hang on, does Al-an have an account here? I could probably ask him. )

ask-alterra-corp

Not a clue. Maybe he does. (ooc: i might go make one if theres not one already)

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( You got the propulsion cannon tech from us, didn’t you? )

( First a Black Mesa spy got the schematics, now you lot (probably) reverse engineering the tech from one of their plagiarized products.. )

( We really need to implement better security checks. )

Wh- Uhh, to be honest, dude, some black mesa folks offered us money n a propulsion cannon prototype blueprint to never do deals with Aperture. this has a high chance to get me fired and maybe killed but uhhh.. heh... Our security kinda knocked them down and took the cannon. We used the money to buy it off of them. Being a space megacorporation has it's perks. Mainly, we have GIANT FUCKING SHIPS WITH GIANT FUCKING CANNONS ON THEM. Meaning black mesa got scared shitless and backed down. though i hear they still have a couple prototypes or whatever.

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aperturehrdept-official

Is the robot tf fluid ready for testimg

( The.. what? )

( Anon, we don’t have tech advanced enough to replace organic material with inorganic ones. )

( Ask @ask-alterra-corp if you wanna get your hands on some, they probably have something along those lines. )

ask-alterra-corp

We ain't got anything by those lines. Ask an architect or smth idk.

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dr-rylandgrace

What do you mean you're eating your own flesh that's been synthesized to produce maximum protein and nutrients as a burger... HOW HAVE YOU NOT GONE CRAZY FROM ALL THE STUFF CANNIBALISM CAUSES TO YOUR

B R A I N

Well— it has also been modified not to contain my of the little— bacteria things that cause all of the cannibalism stuff! And it’s barely even ‘human’ meat anymore, anyway. The genetic makeup is too different, so— no adverse effects!

Mostly.

It tastes gross if I eat it too much.

Sort of have to, though. Not much else to eat.

aperturehrdept-official

{ I can probably help with that. I’m pretty good at gardening and I’ve got a form of time-space travel at my disposal. }

{ I managed to reverse engineer some of the phasegate tech from @ask-alterra-corp a while back so near-instantaneous travel to and from earth is also a possibility. }

ask-alterra-corp

That you did.

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aperturehrdept-official

{ How many unethical science companies are even on the site at this point? 4? 7? }

{ I’m only counting four m’self but it seems like some of the others have influence here.. }

{ @black-mesa-hr-official being here is natural, seeing as Aperture is, but @ask-alterra-corp and @uac-pacific-official is a bit strange.. }

{ Hopefully nobody else shows up. there’s enough bickering going on between us and black mesa, and introducing more rival company duos would only make things worse.. }

ask-alterra-corp

WE ARE UNETHICAL??? WHAT??? ...I suppose we are a little.... uhh.. But come ON! What have WE ever done wrong! We've only ever done... uh... yeah no we are quite unethical actually (i cannot think of anyone to tag)

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duality of man

big-ender

walking around with a sword in the mall

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Building an army of cookies with magical powers

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extracting machines that are definitely not OSHA approved

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stalking

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Dang this is hard. Trespassing I think

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Killing the sun

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Gambling.

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Lassoing, wrangling, and rodeoing wild animals, plus a few endangered species.

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mass murder, trespassing, arson, loitering, construction without a permit, destruction without a permit, deforestation without a permit, killing an endangered species, uh probably more

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Whatever the hell super smash bro ultimate is doing

aperturehrdept-official

() ( Actively swimming away from the giant angry-looking sea serpent that just yelled at me. )

() ( @ask-alterra-corp Thanks for inventing the seamoth by the way. )

ask-alterra-corp

Why of course. No problem. Killing local wildlife.

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@ask-alterra-corp Hey, so uhh. Alterra was thinking, how exactly were you made? We're thinking of making one for our new Ironclad ship, since the uh.. NoA one on the Cicada wasn't.. great.. but we need info and you're the best person to get it from.

...Do you really wanna know? Ok. And be mindful, I'm about to do what the youth call an "info dump" underneath the cut.

ask-alterra-corp

Thank you for the information. sadly we cannot revert the PDA changes... she yelled at us last time... We will try to not make a murderous robott..!

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aperturehrdept-official

() (There really is a universe for every what-if scenario.)

() (Even really dumb ones like “what if Aperture Labs and Black Mesa swapped logos?”)

ask-alterra-corp

What the fuck Yeahh we're not sure we like that

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ritasanderson

this guy

ask-alterra-corp

..Yeahh good luck Pioneers.

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sorry about that reblog one of us has a personal vendetta against the company and we thought it would be decent to post

ah..? hold on, I can't see it in the reblogsss,,, Hmm i don't know. Uhh it's finee i meann. Alterra's not really.. We don't care much about people who hate us.

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Dear alterra corporation, i have a minor question for your team, I've been using my tadpole quite often lately to explore deep areas, should i be worried if while exploring my transport starts flaring red lights?

Ah. Flashing red lights on a tadpole submarine usually mean implode imminent or hull damage is high due to you going to deeper areas than your Tadpole can handle. We reccomend using upgrades on it to make it's crushdepth lower Higher? Lower. Or is it higher?? I don't know. Use upgrades to make it, and you, turn into a pancake deeper underwater than currently.

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