#ask-alterra-corp

Wh- Uhh, to be honest, dude, some black mesa folks offered us money n a propulsion cannon prototype blueprint to never do deals with Aperture. this has a high chance to get me fired and maybe killed but uhhh.. heh... Our security kinda knocked them down and took the cannon. We used the money to buy it off of them. Being a space megacorporation has it's perks. Mainly, we have GIANT FUCKING SHIPS WITH GIANT FUCKING CANNONS ON THEM. Meaning black mesa got scared shitless and backed down. though i hear they still have a couple prototypes or whatever.

ah..? hold on, I can't see it in the reblogsss,,, Hmm i don't know. Uhh it's finee i meann. Alterra's not really.. We don't care much about people who hate us.

Ah. Flashing red lights on a tadpole submarine usually mean implode imminent or hull damage is high due to you going to deeper areas than your Tadpole can handle. We reccomend using upgrades on it to make it's crushdepth lower Higher? Lower. Or is it higher?? I don't know. Use upgrades to make it, and you, turn into a pancake deeper underwater than currently.

Of course. We support anyone (except some other corporations.) Fun Fact. One of our researchers on 4546B, in the- the frozen area. Sector zero. Once slipped on the ice and accidentally dislodged an entire base.

We are.. unsure of what you mean by this, valued customer.