Si Vis Pacem, Parabellum.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Pretending nothing happened is not an apology.

greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

This is Minimus Ambus.

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

You wanna come over and just go to sleep?

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

AHHHHHRGGH EEEEEEH