“What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something?
“Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together.”
“We gotta be going out in style. Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace, downing the brews, but noooo! You had to go and SCREW it up.”
“That’s my mom’s most favorite piece!”
“Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue’s penis is missing.”
“If he takes one step outside and you’ll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shit!”
“Do the truffle shuffle!”
“Actually she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.”
“They can’t wait until tomorrow when they foreclose on all the whatevers-you-call it!”
“It’s where Motown started. It’s also got the highest murder rate in the country.”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
“Don’t you come home without your brother, or I’ll commit Hare Krishna!”
“The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?”
“This ain’t the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.”
“They might have daddy longlegs and DEAD THINGS!”
“Kids suck.”
“I got pictures of your mom naked in the bathtub. Wanna buy ‘em? Real cheap!”
“Come on, our parents are worried. It’s dinnertime. Why don’t we go home?”
“I’ve got an idea. Why don’t we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let ____eat his way through?”
“See you guys, you never listen to me!
“I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn’t listen to me.”
“You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive!”
“There’s a funny farm somewhere and it’s got your names written all over it.”
“I smell ice-cream.”
“IT’S A STIFF!”
“Oh come on, COME ON. Where are you?
“YOU are in the clouds and WE are in a basement!”
“This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.”
“Next time kiss with your eyes open. It’s a whole different experience!”
“Martin Sheen? That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!”
“______never say die!”
“So he wanted to look at my body. I should’ve let him look at my body! Don’t I have a beautiful body?!!”
“How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like THAT!?”
“The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town.”
“The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school.”
“Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us.”
“Right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s THEIR time.”
“These are somebody else’s wishes. They’re somebody else’s dreams.”
“This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true.”
“I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.”
“God put that rock there for a purpose, and I’m not so sure you should, um move it.”
“They’re here, they’re here, they’re here, they’re here!”
“I like the dark. I love the dark. But I hate nature. I hate nature!”
“I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.”
“Gee, you’re even hungrier than I am.”
“Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I’m saved by my Pinchers of Peril!”
“That’s what I said, booby traps!”
“I hit the wrong note. I’m not Liberace you know!”
“It’s okay to make mistakes. We all do. Just do not make any more.”
“If you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”
“I’m quite tired of falling and tired of skeletons!”
“HEY YOU GUYS!”
“Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on______’s toupee?”
“I may have been bad.”
“ I may have kept you chained up in that room, but it was for your own good.”
“I guess we’re in big shit now right?”
“Sorry, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.”
“I’m going to take care of you now, ‘cause I love you.”
“It’s okay, you can’t hug a photograph.”
“Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.”
“Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn’t screwing it up.”
“No pen. No write. No sign!”
“They’ll be no more signing today or ever again!”
