my lil corner of shit i like ＼(^^)／

hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3

@trans-lykanthropie

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.